Don’t Sleep In The Subway…

By Andy Dawson

…that’s what Petula Clark sang back in 1960somethingorother.

Words beautifully delivered but ignored by this woman traveller on the subway in Boston, The United States Of America, who almost ended up with a severe case of head-mash when she drunkenly fell on to the track for a kip.

It would never happen in the UK – she’d never have been able to get her ticket into one of the millions of barriers that are now getting in the way of hammer-drunk commuters everywhere….

Tags: boston, drunk, near-death, subway
Posted in News, Odd stuff, travel November 10th, 2009 | 6 Comments

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6 Responses to “Don’t Sleep In The Subway…”

Posted by MickeyB | November 10th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

lucky bitch.
Posted by Hummy | November 10th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Holy smokes!
Posted by oliverreed | November 11th, 2009 at 8:43 am

Flap, flap, flap
Posted by John | November 11th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Clearly a fake.
Posted by ooo | November 11th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

What about the tracks? Are they like electricity wires? If she toched them she would die or am I wrong?
Posted by Marcus de Sade | November 12th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Third line is electric on most underground systems.