Did your grandma ever knit you one of these?

By Andy Dawson

122 300x225 Did your grandma ever knit you one of these?

And where is she NOW, when you really need one?

We’re going back to the future with this one – as far back as 2006, when Swine Flu was just a dot on the horizon and we were all busy bricking it about SARS, Bird Flu, Red Lorry Disease or Toxic Chess Syndrome.

It’s a woollen medical mask, designed to keep the nasty pig germs out while keeping you warm and toasty as, er… summer approaches. Anyway, there’s a knitting pattern for it as well, so if you’re a needle-toting knitsmith, you can quickly bang a few out for yourself as well as your nearest and dearest before the onrushing cloud of Swine Flu engulfs the whole bally lot of us.

Now, can anyone crochet us some syringes filled to the brim with antivirals?

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Posted in Odd stuff May 1st, 2009 | 11 Comments

11 Responses to “Did your grandma ever knit you one of these?”

  1. Posted by MASKED UP | May 1st, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Knit a black one and then get down to brighton or london for maydday.

  2. Posted by Martin | May 1st, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Yeah, those large holes are going to keep the germs out aren’t they.

  3. Posted by danmc | May 1st, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\
    “Irony lost on the moronic”

  4. Posted by brightoner | May 1st, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    ‘Knit a black one and then get down to brighton or london for maydday.’

    Why whats happening?
    Knit a red one tho and youll look like someone from ’smash edo’

  5. Posted by acecatcher3 | May 1st, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    she did alot for me andy but not in a knitting sense.

  6. Posted by no,I'mspartacus | May 1st, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    “Yeah, those large holes are going to keep the germs out aren’t they.”

    It’ll keep out the BIG germs.

  7. Posted by pauski | May 1st, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    How do you smoke with either the knitted or medical version? – there is just no user “hole” – I reckon there is a “GAP” in the market…

  8. Posted by Black Bloc | May 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Brightoner:


    On May 4th Smash EDO are holding a mas s street party against war, greed and militarism. Here’s a handy map of war profiteers in Brighton and Hove.

    MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

    Over the years Mayday has been a time to celebrate ordinary people’s struggle against global capitalism. The growing anti-militarist movement is a part of that struggle. On May 4th people from across the UK and beyond will come to Brighton in a show of force against EDO MBM/ITT, who profit from the suffering of ordinary people in Iraq, Afghanistan and Palestine.

    EDO MBM/ITT do not operate in a vacuum. The weapons they manufacture couldn’t be produced without the support of other corporations; investors, business partners and companies providing services to them. This map plots the network of companies complicit in ITT’s crimes in Brighton.

    http://www.indymedia.org.uk/media/2009/04//427416.pdf – map of interesting places to visit and monkeywrench.

    Mask up and have fun…

  9. Posted by Black Bloc | May 2nd, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Brightoner – Smash EDO are having an anti-militarist mayday street party. Check indymedia (.org .uk) for more info.

  10. Posted by fat heads | May 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 am

    imagine the warmth on a beautiful summer day, i need one!

    What was red lorry disease?

  11. Posted by The ongoing struggle » Blog Archive » Links for 2009-05-04 | May 5th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

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