Going for a dump in a public place is a treacherous business. The amount of variables you have to weigh up before curling one out are vast.

Which trap should I use? How many bums have been on this seat? Is my shirt in the line of fire? How loud will any initial fart be and do I have to wait ’til someone sticks the hand-drier on so I can let loose? Who keeps sticking their dick through that hole in the wall? After all this, its not surprising if you forget to check if there’s any bog-roll.

No matter though because, thanks to social networking, strangers will come to help you out. That’s right, one bloke – a Twitter user called @naika_tei – found himself without toilet paper. So instead of swearing into the ether, he whipped his phone out and posted a Twitter message asking for help.

After a 20 minute wait, someone brought him something to wipe his modern arse on. Isn’t the world a wonderful and giving place sometimes? Whilst he was in there, he should’ve done a “For a good time, tweet…”

[Gizmodo]