Deal Klaxon: Offer of the century?

April 12th, 2012 12 Comments By Andy Dawson

As spotted by Twitter powerhouse @GarethAveyard in his native Manchester – we imagine that thousands of you will be heading in that direction today to avail yourselves of this one…

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  1. Posted by The Real Bob April 12, 2012 at 9:02 am

    It is the North though so fruit and veg probably costs more than carpet. In the South, Virgin Active give away day passes and bananas outside Wimbledon station, mind you, at £110 a month to use their crummy gyms, they can afford to.

  2. Posted by Alistair Burns April 12, 2012 at 9:09 am

    The same offer has been running since at least 2006, maybe Gaz offers longer weeks than anybody else as well

  3. Posted by duck April 12, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Got any Grapes?

  4. Posted by klingelton April 12, 2012 at 9:37 am

    lol. Banana’s

  5. Posted by captain cretin April 12, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Ré “Got any Grapes”

    His rivals do, but they are all sour!!!

  6. Posted by Mike Hock April 12, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Gaz refers to his dick as a banana. That’s why his clientele is made up of mostly women.

  7. Posted by Mary Hinge April 12, 2012 at 10:15 am

    You know what they say, if you employ monkeys…*

    *Not ‘THE’ Monkeys, cause one of the fuckers is dead, that would be rude

  8. Posted by shoplifter April 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

    wonder if he`s giving away free blackberries….and apples….see what I did there…

  9. Posted by Alexis April 12, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Presumably it’s a deal breaker if he doesn’t have any in stock.

  10. Posted by The Real Bob April 12, 2012 at 11:42 am

    He’s only giving away free eggs boxes.

  11. Posted by Fantastic Mr Fox April 12, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    Gwen Stefani shits bananas

  12. Posted by Fantastic Mr Fox April 13, 2012 at 7:25 am

    Sorry, I mean banana’s!

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