Commercial Break: Twat’s Life
By Andy Dawson
We’re not often lost for words, but this new Dutch ad, for female hygiene brand Lactacyd has got us all gobsmacked.
It whizzes through a day in the life of a vagina, and according to Elisa Beenakker, a creative at Grey Amsterdam, it, “takes Lactacyd from feeling like a medical product to feeling like an essential part of a woman’s personal care routine.
“It’s unapologetic and instead unashamedly confident and energetic in the way women today are.” Unfortunately, the growler in the ad doesn’t have a voice. Which brings us to pose the question, “If a lady’s area could talk, who would it sound like?”
We reckon it would be Barbara Windsor. Feel free to add your own thoughts…







feral trolley of the week
ugh!
That’s horrible….
I is so turned on after dat
You can see her pussy
No need for this language when the story is named and linked to from a family website (hence why HUKD blocks swearwords). Please edit the title.
LOL tasty
Whats funny about “Female genitalia’s life” Adam? Twat’s rhymes with That’s, haven’t you seen what Andy’s done there? My family and I find it rather funny, how we laughed over a game of scrabble around the fire.
I’ve just made a docucock - a day in the life of my penis derek. Can you please give me the vaginas contact details so we can hook up.
The tiny camera (as seen on HDUK) I have secreted in my japs eye should give great come shots when I am banging her senseless or she’s blowing me off