Look, we don’t want to keep rubbing it in, but unless you’re avid Bitterwallet reader Jordan Hall from Whitby, you didn’t win our recent Google Nexus One competition. Sorry and that.

Jordan sent us an angry email earlier demanding to know why his Nexus One hadn’t arrived yet so we’ve had to stop playing with the phone and carefully repackage it as if it were new. But for what?

Here’s a Nexus One ad that will show exactly what will happen in Jordan’s place of dwelling tomorrow when his fucking phone arrives. For data protection reasons, the part of Jordan is played here by some tiny ninjas.