Commercial Break: Now Katona’s a loaner…

January 10th, 2013 • 12 Comments By Andy Dawson

Here’s a smashing advert starring Kerry Katona, for Cash Lady, a company that makes getting a short-term, high-interest loan look like an attractive lifestyle choice, like trying out a new body spray or chancing your arm in an online bingo.

Having said that, the Cash Lady will only lend you up to £300 and the interest is a healthy 2780%. Judging by her performance, Kerry has either insisted on only doing one take for the ad or she was in a big hurry to pocket her fee and go off and spend it on some refreshments. We’re a long way from Iceland now, ladies and gentlemen…

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Posted in Commercial Break 12:30 pm BST
Comments (12) • Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Dozzer • January 10, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    Coz shes a real role model for sensible money management, borrow from these robbing jokers and get in the same shi* she did – then go bankrupt.

  2. Posted by Kevin • January 10, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    ‘healthy 2780%’

    PER YEAR. You don’t borrow for the year. As you say it’s ‘short-term’.

    It’s terrible, she’s scummy and the people that choose to sign up are idiots, but slag them off for accurate things.

  3. Posted by Marky Mark • January 10, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    Hot DAMN I would totally nail her!

  4. Posted by Liam • January 10, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    £300 to go straight up the nose.

  5. Posted by chewbacca • January 10, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    Shes a fucking vacuous whore. Hate is a strong word, but I hate that bitch.

  6. Posted by Grazyna • January 10, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    so what you dont borrow it for a year? 2780%? I wouldn’t say a thing if it was 40% but 2780%?
    That lenders are so good for a people :) why not 5000%? or 10000%?

    And you know on what they spend that money? On that stupid tv ads – they pay that “stars” heavy cash (as nobody wouldn’t whore itself for lazy 10000) from your money and it’s still worth to do it even with that paying out everybody.

    mafia legal businesses :)

  7. Posted by Kevin • January 10, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    Because it’s very different saying 7% a day or 50% a week. Noone borrows for a year so you won’t be paying those rates.
    As the rich git Martin Lewis said it’s like borrowing £20 off your friend and buying them a pint as a thanks the next day, that’s a MUCH higher rate of interest than these companies offer.

    They are vicious companies but people make their choices (even if desperate they still sign the legal documentation) so they should take responsibility.
    Just like Katona didn’t!

  8. Posted by Sicknote • January 10, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    I’m afraid that I would have to smash the back doors off that silly tart.

  9. Posted by wow • January 10, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    She’s doing these adverts BECAUSE she is in debt.

    Hmm ?

  10. Posted by Mustapha Shit • January 10, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    That is a very good point Kevin. Will give you credit for it rather than that tit Lewis.
    Whole APR thing is a load of bollox, I actually agree with the short term loan people on this one.

  11. Posted by Angry Daily Mail Reader • January 11, 2013 at 8:47 am

    Smash my beans all over the bangers

  12. Posted by Andrew • January 11, 2013 at 10:52 am

    Not watched the vid but is this Kerry explaining the theory of general relativity?

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