Commercial Break: No lingual laughs in long, long knife ad…

May 10th, 2012 5 Comments By Andy Dawson

Getting cheap laughs from listening to someone of a foreign persuasion mangling the English ‘tongue’ is not something that we’re all about here at Bitterwallet. Which is why we present this infomercial for a knife and peeling set with a stone face.

There’s thirteen and a half minutes of oddly hypnotic larynx-strangling voiceover work for you to enjoy here – if that’s the sort of thing that you find humorous. To be honest, we think you’re a little sick in the head if you do.


Comments (5) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Shooter McGavin May 10, 2012 at 11:47 am

    So that’s what the VO guy did after Team America World Police

  2. Posted by Mike Hock May 10, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    1. Copy entire marketing info from literature
    2. Paste entire marketing info from literature into Google Translate
    3. Click ‘translate’
    4. Record.
    5. Job done.

  3. Posted by Drew May 10, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Sounds a bit like text-to-speech.

    Is just like a good music when cutting the apple. So nice ceramic knife, so convenient.

  4. Posted by Kel May 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm


  5. Posted by Kel May 10, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    Also turn on transcribe audio on youtube and you get all kinds of subtitles about erectile rectums and shit. seriously 1min 45 roughly

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