Kids grow up so quickly these days. You know how it is – you want your infant child to stay a baby forever, singing along to This Old Man or Old King Cole. But all they want to do is cuss their way through the latest hip hop hits by Old Dirty Norris or Dizzee Bastard.

Before you know it, they’re sitting on Santa’s knee, and when he asks them what they want for Christmas, the answer is “Your bling and your bitches, ho.” Thankfully, a CD is here to bridge the gap – ‘Hip Hop Nursery Rhymes’

There’s no need to worry about potty-mouth lyrics anymore, and yourself and your offspring can enjoy some of the phattest, dopest beats alive while singing along with classic nursery rhymes.

But, by way of a warning, the second clip, a Brady Bunch rehash, shows you what the long-term effects of Hip Hop Nursery Rhymes could be…