Hey, it’s Britney Spears’ birthday everyone! She was born on December 2nd 1981, which by our reckoning makes her… Mental O’Christmas!

To celebrate such a special day, here’s a Japanese commercial she made back when she still had it – whatever the hell ‘it’ is. Much exciting go-go action ahoy though.

In the words of Bill Hicks, I don’t know what she’s selling but we’re buying it. Oh, it’s tea. That’s okay. We like tea.