Commercial Break: Gaylord comes with a bone of his own. Oh yes.

By Andy Dawson

The festive season is pretty much upon us, as you’ll know if you’re following our carefully compiled and ongoing Bitterwallet Christmas List. But for the kids, toys have moved on since this particular specimen, which we’d date at hailing from somewhere between 1929 and 1987.

It’s an arthritic hound with a name that in 2009 would invoke a campaign of bullying that could probably bring down the government of a small island in the West Indies. He’s Gaylord, and here he comes, shambling slowly out of a pipe after a real-life cat that is about 300 times quicker than he is.

The poor mutt. He looks as sick as fuck. When you think about it, is it any wonder they lost in Vietnam?

Tags: dog, gaylord, toy
Posted in Commercial Break September 4th, 2009 | 3 Comments

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3 Responses to “Commercial Break: Gaylord comes with a bone of his own. Oh yes.”

Posted by pauski | September 4th, 2009 at 11:04 am

52 seconds in “gaylord comes with a bone of his own” —– priceless.
Posted by bws | September 4th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

“He looks as sick as fuck. When you think about it, is it any wonder they lost in Vietnam?”

Twat.
Posted by Antique Alan | September 5th, 2009 at 5:18 am

When I visited the Houses of Parliament recently I met a gay Lord who could come with a bone of his own too.

But I’m not bragging, am I?