Christmas means Coca Cola’s Santa Claus is coming. Right now.

By Paul Smith

As those indoctrinated in pop culture never tire of telling us these days, Christmas doesn’t officially begin until you’ve Coca Cola’s yuletide television advert has been broadcast. And since it debuted last weekend, it surely means the season of belly busting excess and drunken yankee doodle at the office party has begun. But we won’t be the only folks having a little too much fun this year, as Bitterwallet reader Simon points out:

Don’t know if you guys have seen this yet but I just got a new Christmas-themed can of Coke and it’s got a picture of Santa really enjoying himself on it. Brings a whole new meaning to the “Holidays are coming” song!

Bitterwallet - Santa Claus is coming... to town.

Tags: christmas 2009, coca cola
Posted in Stuff, marketing November 20th, 2009 | 12 Comments

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12 Responses to “Christmas means Coca Cola’s Santa Claus is coming. Right now.”

Posted by Adam | November 20th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

Ho, ho, ho!
Posted by vhj | November 20th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

cmon, its on his stomach!
Posted by Disgruntled | November 20th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Sense of humour bypass?
Posted by Guybrush Threepwood | November 20th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

So that’s what he has in his sack
Posted by graham | November 20th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

now i know where santa comes from
Posted by Brian | November 20th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

Hi, my name is Brian. My mother has told me Coca Cola is BAD for me, so i drink Pepsi.
Posted by Irish Bob | November 20th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

I always knew santa had a massive cock. thats why he touches so many children at christmas!
Posted by sexless marriage | November 21st, 2009 at 10:20 am

dont diss the santa.
I havent slept with the mrs since last christmas.
she has a thing for santa so ill be dressing up again
and unloading my sack just like santa
Posted by The Monk | November 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 am

Santa bap – whatever next?
Posted by Jack | November 23rd, 2009 at 8:02 pm

Haha, Santa has to wait all year to unload his sack, give him a break!!
Posted by the | November 26th, 2009 at 5:18 am

i luv this pic. i seee the pic in a lot of stores
Posted by Wessex Warren | December 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 am

Was about to take a photo of the can I picked up yesterday but seems I’ve been beaten to it!
Go on Santa, spread that xmas cheer!!!