Apps! Peace and quiet! A FIFA thing! All that and more is currently being given away via the freebies section of the mighty HotUKDeals. You’d have to be DEAD not to care! You’re not dead are you? Apologies if you are – bit insensitive of us.
FREE OFFICE APP: It’s Smart Office 2, it’s for iOS devices, you can play with Microsoft Office files using it and it’s usually £6.99. That’s all we know.
FREE NEWSPAPERS: A whole week of the i newspaper for nothing. What’s a newspaper?
FREE PEACE AND QUIET: A timely reminder of the Telephone Preference Service. Sign up and cut out those cold calls.
MORE FREE PEACE AND QUIET: A spam text-stopping operation that we think will restore harmony to the universe.
FREE DOSING DEVICE: We don’t know what this is.
FREE BIG BANG THEORY: The very first episode for you, free in iTunes. Wow, eh?
FREE FIFA 13 THING: Now you can download your own team cover for the game (Xbox 360/PS3). Please note, not all teams are available. Sorry, Accrington Stanley fans.
(freebies found by HUKD members RT1981, Gakusei, jsty3105, bowyert1, Leer, Gerrard04 and goonertillidie)
Breakfast! Games! Telly and films and that! All free and all yours right now if you do some reading and clicking and stuff, and all courtesy of HotUKDeals. Here you go…
FREE BREAKFAST: If you’re an Ikea ‘family member’, you could cop for a free breakfast AND a free loaded gift card next Thursday. There’s lovely.
FREE OFFICE APP: One for the Android gang, this is Smart Office 2 and it’s usually £7.38. Not at the moment though…
FREE COFFEE: A lovely sample of Café Direct full roast for you. No, really!
FREE GAME: Another Android-flavoured one, this is Jetpack Joyride. They say that it’s ‘highly-rated’ but best of all, it’s free!
FREE ANOTHER GAME: Also for the Android gang, this one is X-Plane and is usually £9.99! Woah!
FREE CHARITY DONATION: Do a click on the Feel Good Park Facebook page and a donation of £1.00 will go to animal welfare charities. How hard can that be? You know, for the kittens?
FREE NETFLIX TRIAL: A free 30-day go on the Netflix thing with the possibilty of £12 cashback. Who wins? EVERYONE!
(freebies found by HotUKDeals users chickaroo, vwdan, jyfs, jsty305, BigDaveuk, sickly sweet and G0OSE)
FREE MCVITIES CAKES: Jamaican Ginger Cake, Hobnob Flapjacks or Jaffa Cake Bars – free to a good home and all you’ll need to do is a little bit of Facebook clicking.
FREE TIGER WOODS GAME: It’s his PGA Tour 12 for iOS devices. As the Ryder Cup begins, you can pretend you’re Tiger… on your phone.
FREE BAD PIGGIES: From the makers of Angry Birds, except this time, you’re the pigs. Free on Android.
FREE EDUCATION: Ensmarten your minds with online courses from top universities. Oh yes.
FREE COOK BOOKS: Get the BBC Good Food app (iOS) and all of the in-app recipe books are free (normally £1.50 each).
FREE SNOOKER CLUBBERY: A year’s membership at your local Rileys snooker club for nothing – saving you a tenner.
FREE MONEY FOR CHARITY: Click ‘like’ on the Heart Research UK Facebook page and £1.00 will be donated to them. We don’t know how this works.
FREE CHAMPIONSHIP MANAGER: The classic 2001/02 version of the game, yours for nothing for your PC.
FREE SNIFF: A sample of ‘1 Million’ or ‘Lady Million’ from Paco Rabanne. They’ve got the word ‘Million’ in them, so they must be brilliant.
(freebies found by avid HotUKDeals members Leer, LaterrMaterr, kent93, adamwilko007, MICK D, randomjack, squillion, andrew01992uk and jyfs)
A magazine! Some 007 sniff! A go on a mobile phone! All that and slightly more has been dredged up from the glory hole (erm…) that is the freebie section of HotUKDeals over the past couple of days. Don’t forget to regularly check it for free cinema preview tickets as well…
FREE WI-FI: Superfast hot-spots around the country from O2 – and you don’t have to be an O2 customer to take advantage of them.
FREE GUITAR MAGAZINE: Better still, it’s a digital guitar magazine! So there’ll be no environmental scarring when you decide you’ve had enough of it.
FREE JAMES BOND FRAGRANCE: 0.7ml of the stuff that James Bond wears as he lures all the ladies into bed. Supposedly. Let us know how you get on, eh?
FREE NOKIA MOBILE PHONE: A Lumia 800 or 900 or 808 handset for you. Here’s the smallprinty bit – it’s only for you to try out for a couple of weeks.
FREE ENERGY REBATE: You could be entitled to a Warm Home Rebate if you qualify for certain benefits. Which has got to be good news as winter prepares to curl its icy fingers around our fat faces.
FREE CAR VALUATION: This would normally cost you £3.95 but right now you can find out how much your old banger is worth for absolutely zero. Don’t blame us when you’re disappointed.
FREE DRESS SIZE MEASURING TAPE: We don’t know what this is.
(freebies found by HotUKDeals members evil_dave, andywedge, computerbar, Zabrallo, Mandz27 and JPS)
Games! Reggae! Loft conversion advice! All of that and loads more has been hauled out of the freebies section of HotUKDeals and is hereby presented for you to have a good old gawp at…
FREE 2GB MICRO SD CARD: Just fill in your details and it’ll be winging its way to you.
FREE MOISTURER: Courtesy of Dove – a 15ml sample to the first 20,000 of you who get to their site and hand over your personal info.
FREE BORDERLANDS 2: Getting this couldn’t be easier – just go to London’s Brick Lane on Sunday and do a bungee jump off a crane. Sorted.
FREE REGGAE: Who among us doesn’t want a bit of free reggae in their lives? Here’s 72 minutes of it from Freedom Soundsystem.
FREE CLOUD STORAGE: 25GB of it from Box. There’s also a handy tip that will allow you to double that (to 50GB, maths fans).
FREE FAMILY HISTORY: Research your family tree for free, with the help of the Daily Mail. Don’t blame us if you turn out to be related to Stalin or one of that lot.
FREE LOFT CONVERSION EBOOK: Arguably one of the premier guides to doing a loft conversion. Normally £28.45 but right now it’ll cost you nothing.
FREE BLACK MESA: It’s a Half Life 1 remake apparently. We’ve got absolutely no idea what that might entail.
(freebies found by HUKD members cammyg1, vinnynice, TroubleMaker411, Boz, fezen, ray magini, de_deej and Aristotle)
Music! Pizza! Knots! All that and more is presented here for you courtesy of the rather marvelous freebies section from HotUKDeals. ENJOY!
FREE KNOTS: It’s a 3D educational tool for iOS gizmoids and it’s currently free. Knots, yes?
FREE SKIN GLOOP: A 7-day kit of of Garnier Intensive. That’ll sort you right out and no mistake.
FREE COMPUTER SECURITY: With Security Essentials from Microsoft. Antivirus and anti-spyware software, all yours for nothing.
FREE MUSIC: Listen to your favourite artists for free with Neverending Playlist. We’ve got no idea how this works.
FREE TRAINTERNET: How to get free wi-fi on Virgin Trains while seated in Standard. Bit cheeky – you lot will be stripping the fixtures and fittings soon.
FREE MOBILE MOUSE THING: SmartMouse – it’ll turn your mobile into a wireless mouse. Again, no idea.
(freebies found by HUKD members antdav, mhadley, logie31, ihmoody, john11, worton and yongxuanxuan)
A game! Toothpaste! Points! All those and slightly more can be yours if you mosey over to the freebies section at HotUKDeals. Here’s the best of the bunch right now…
FREE NATIONAL TRUST GOINGS-ON: Free entry to selected sites from yesterday until Sunday. Why not roam around an old ruin for a bit?
FREE REWARD POINTS: 1,000 of them, at The Game Collection. We’ve got no idea what this means.
FREE TEMPLE RUN: Not just any old Temple Run, but Temple Run Brave – the game of the film of the same name and that. Free in the Apple App Store.
FREE COKE ZONE POINTS: Five of them to be precise. Jam them right up your Coke Zone eh?
FREE TOOTHPASTE: A sample of Aquafresh Fresh & Minty. Imagine the possibilities….
FREE STICKER: Just what you’ve been waiting for – a Google Chrome sticker! You can stick it next to the Firefox one we featured the other week and let them fight it out.
FREE VIDEO EDITING APP: It’s called Pinnacle Studio and it says here that it’s a great alternative to iMovies for your iPad. Happy with that?
(freebies found by Spenfica, goonertillidie, LaterrMaterr, fudge98, gother, ct1989 and fizz)
FREE TV APP: The mighty TV Catchup is now available in proper form for Android devices in the Google Play store. Glory be!
FREE 0870 CALLS FROM MOBILES: Don’t panic – it’s only good old SayNoTo0870, but it’s always worth a mention. Call premium rate numbers on landline numbers from your mobile and save dough.
FREE HAIR CARE KIT: From the good folk at the Body Shop and normally costing £10.00, it can be yours for nothing if you’re an O2 Priority Moments user.
FREE CLASSIC GAMES: Play them in your internet browser – greats such as Donkey Kong, Batman, Mickey & Donald and some other ones.
MORE FREE CLASSIC GAMES: Again, play them in your browser. This time it’s vintage Atari games like Pong, Super Breakout, Combat and Centipede.
FREE MAN SMELL: A sample of Hugo Boss perfume. Perfume for MEN.
(freebies found by HUKD members hazchem, Bren 7SE, jonpickett, Yass_1, reddit and laloopatel)
Cookies! Betting money! A sticker! All that and more is FREE for you if you want it. All you’ll need to do is visit the tremendous freebies section over at HotUKDeals. Believe us, this is just the tip of the iceberg…
FREE COOKIES: Four free Millie’s classic cookies for you – but you’ll need to gmail
FREE STUFF: Either a 4GB USB stick or some other stuff. All you need to do is complete some kind of quiz.
FREE OFFICE FOR IPAD: Courtesy of the CloudOn app, which brings you Microsoft office capabilities to your Apple tablet. For nowt.
FREE £10 BET: With Coral. No deposit or card details required. New accounts only.
FREE CLOUD-BASED OS: It’s called Jolicloud. We’re not completely sure what it is.
FREE MOZILLA STICKER: Yeah, you read that right. Mozilla, makers of the Firefozx web browser are giving away some stickers. Don’t all rush at once.
FREE PAINT: A whole Dulux paint tester pot, all for you. Free postage and everything. Knock yourself out.
(freebies found by HUKD members dibb, wigles, antdav, rkrk, ct89 and verdhy)
A hamper of food! Some booze! A cloud! All those and more are here in our latest round-up of the fantastic free stuff that can be found over in the freebies section of HotUKDeals. You’ll also be able to pick up free cinema tickets for the newest releases if you’re quick enough…
FREE GLUTEN-FREE HAMPER: Perfect for all you hungry Coeliac-sufferers – loads of stuff that won’t make you poorly.
FREE EBAY LISTING: All weekend, including Monday, no listing fees for you on the world’s rockingmost auction site.
FREE CLOUD STORAGE: Another 5GB for you to bung stuff in, this time from Amazon.
FREE BUMBO SAFETY: Now that it turns out that kids can fall out of these things, here’s a free restraint belt. We still can’t see how it’ll help much though.
FREE CIDER AND BROWNIE: Oh yes. Some Stella Cidre and a chocolate brownie could be heading straight for your gob.
FREE CHLDREN’S STORY: Not just any story – a personalised story! That you have to print out yourself. Oh.
(freebies found by HUKD members PurpleLassie, fluffykit, majortom, misskittykat, livefortheweekends, TallerPaul)
Football! Dog food! Booze! What more could you need from life? Better still, all of it’s FREE and sourced from the aptly-named ‘freebies’ section over at HotUKDeals. Here’s the best of the current crop…
FREE GOALS: The new, improved app from ESPN that gives you all the Premier League goals just after Saturday afternoon matches end and as they’re scored during other games. And it’s FREE!
FREE U21 FOOTBALL: At the Etihad, between the youngsters of Manchester City and Middlesbrough this Friday.
FREE SHAMPOO: Not just ANY shampoo, but L’Oreal Elvive Triple Resist shampoo. Yes, it’s got triple resist!
FREE DOG FOOD: A sample of Purina Beta dog food. It’s formulated with chicory apparently. Is it okay for humans to eat it too??
FREE TV THEMES: Listen to and download more than 3,000 TV themes. In fact it’s a lot more than 3,000 – it’s 23,294.
FREE MASCARA: Rimmel London to be precise – the official mascara of the city that recently hosted the 2012 Olympic Mascara Games.
FREE BOOZE: A free pint in a Marston pub. If you’re of a teetotalling persuasion, you can have a J2O or a Coke instead. Poor you.
FREE FOOD HYGIENE RATINGS: A government website that will tell you the hygiene rating of your favourite restaurant or takeaway. Also available as an app.
(freebies found by HUKD members D_G, laloopatel, TallerPaul, Boz, livefortheweekends, GentleTouch, paul.jacobs and sploits)
Smells! Crisps! Music! More smells! All that and more is being given away in the freebies section of HotUKDeals right now. Here’s our regular round-up of the best of it for you…
FREE SMELLS: Courtesy of a 1.2ml sample of Calvin Klein Encounter men’s fragrance. Thanks Calvin!
FREE BURRITOS: You’ll need to be in and around Islington this Saturday for this one but Chilango’s restaurant there will be giving out free burritos between 12-8pm.
MORE FREE SMELLS: It’s a full-sized sample of Garnier Clean Sensation – mmmm, fresh…
FREE APP APP: This one is AppShopper and it’ll tell you when iOS apps have dropped to free status, meaning you’ll never have to buy an app again as long as you live.
FREE CRISPS: A bag of Walkers crisps, available in a range of flavours. What are you waiting for?
FREE MADNESS SONG: Taken from their new album, here’s an mp3 of ‘Death Of A Rude Boy’ for you to get stuck into.
(freebies found by HUKD members shaypastakia, playah, livefortheweekends, Chaz_UK, sharkalos and hawkeshealey)
FREE COFFEE: Because there’s always free coffee if you know where to look. There’s 30,000 free Carte Noire samples up for grabs right now.
FREE TEA: Because there’s always free tea as well. In this case, it’s ‘Curvy Moon aromatic tea’. Oh yes.
FREE EBOOKS: These are Lonely Planet eBooks – five travel guides to Great Britain for your delectation.
MORE FREE EBOOKS: A list of the top 75 free books from the Kindle store (warning: they might not all be free by now). Some of them look pretty ‘racy’
FREE COKE: The healthy, fizzy, legal kind. Voucher here for a free can of Coca Cola.
FREE ONLINE STORAGE: 25GB of that lovely cloud-based storage space from box.net for you.
(freebies found by avid HotUKDeals users crazyterrier2000, misskittykat, antdav, Phila4, vinnynice and fizz)
Free coffee! Free game! Free stretch mark oil! Get it while you can from the freebies section over at HotUKDeals RIGHT NOW! Oh yes!
FREE UNCHARTED 2 DLC: All free on the PS Store. We don’t know what this is.
FREE ANDROID DEVICE CONTROL: Do it wirelessly with Airdroid! Manage and control all your pesky, wayward Android devices with this tasty app.
FREE COFFEE: A sample of Kenco Millicano. Better than a poke in the eye and/or not getting a sample of Kenco Millicano.
FREE STRETCH MARK OIL: Oil up your stretch marks with a sample of SilDerm – they promise ‘beauty through science’. Hey, hang on, that’s Bitterwallet’s promise isn’t it?
FREE GAME: Major Mayhem (pictured), an Android arcade shooter. It’s ad-free and will work on the Nexus 7 and higher end mobiles. POW POW!
FREE SKIN CREAM: A 14-day sample of Garnier UltraLift, stuff that could “reduce the appearance of wrinkles and leave skin feeling firmer”. What have you got to lose???
(freebies found by avid HUKD members fps_d0minat0r, hdarvishian, whatabody and nigelbutler)
FREE WHATSAPP: The wildly popular iOS chatting app can now be yours for nowt, assuming you don’t already have it of course.
FREE WATER-SAVING GOODIES: From Thames Water, stuff like water-saving shower heads and water gel crystals for your plants (no, us neither).
FREE ICE CREAM: In selected areas of selected London railway stations. Also free granola bars – which aren’t as much fun as ice cream.
FREE FILE HELPY THING: A tool that’ll help identify and delete duplicate files. NICE!
FREE SKINS: For Minecraft Xbox 360. We don’t know what this is.
FREE KINDLE BOOK: Ordinary Decent Criminal by Gretta Curran Browne. It was made into a film so it must be good.
FREE CATAPULT KING: It’s a game. On iTunes. A bit like Angry Birds but from a different perspective. You’ll like it. Maybe.
(freebies found by HUKD members CMT, hewaaaa, guv, timtom786, summerjoo, Boz, and grathina 2000)