The state of the world’s financial markets suggests that a break is about to happen at any point! We’re doomed!
The Bank of International Settlements said that suspiciously low levels of volatility in the markets seen this year, suggest a lack of liquidity that could trip up investors who assume they can dispense of assets when a sell-off begins.
These remarks follow as the FTSE 100 index suffered another day of losses, dropping 2.8% and mirroring falls across Europe. Guy Debelle of BIS said global investors were buying assets on the misguided presumption of liquidity that does not exist and that in a possible sell-off, volatility and price movements “will be exacerbated by the reduced capacity and inventory of market makers”.
Despite the world issues flying around causing markets to wobble, the BIS observed that volatility in fixed income, equity and foreign exchange markets has fallen to historically low levels.
Debelle, who is also an executive at Australia’s Reserve Bank, said: “While there is more forward guidance from central banks in place than in the past, investors do not have to believe it. I find it somewhat surprising that the market (in aggregate at least) is willing to accept the central banks at their word and not think so much for themselves”.
Referencing the US bond crash of 1994, Debelle warned that exits in the present bonds market could be even more violent in future with “a fair chance that volatility will feed on itself”.
It’s all somewhat worrying isn’t it?
In his speech, Debelle also referred to tightened regulation in the sector introduced in the wake of the financial crisis, adding: “Regulatory changes have, as intended, increased the cost of market-making, and hence shifted some liquidity risk to end investors. There have also been some strategic decisions taken by institutions and internal constraints have been imposed which have reduced capacity”.
The website wants to get people across the country thinking about ‘crushing’ car insurance quotes by giving them the opportunity to crush a real car.
You there, in social media land, can use The Car Insurance Epic Car Crusher, which is a 6000 kilo robotic hand over the next two days.
Controlled from MoneySuperMarket’s Facebook page, it will offer four entrants an hour the chance to crush a car. And if you’re unlucky there, in the waiting hub you will also be able to play a car racing game, watch a live feed of cars being crushed and view the gallery of cars destroyed previously.
This is too much for a Wednesday, no?
David Harling, head of digital at MoneySuperMarket, said: “We wanted to demonstrate in a very ‘real’ way just how powerful our price comparison site is in crushing car insurance quotes and this activity was the perfect fit, playing to every driver’s secret desire to obliterate a car in true movie villain style.”
“The execution is in keeping with the ‘epic’ tone of our creative executions and gives car drivers across the country a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity they’ll be bragging to friends about for weeks.”
‘Engagement and destruction’. It’s like Ballard or something.
The company which acts as the UK’s safety net for company pensions, had suggested a stricter approach to the levy it imposes on employers that use “Asset Backed Contribution” structures.
Some suspect employers had included intangible assets such as trademarks and copyrights, in a bid to lower pension scheme deficits.
It also showed that in most cases these assets were being overvalued and gave employers the opportunity to hoodwink their staff.
However, to prevent companies getting away with lower levy payments, the PPF proposed in May that only ABCs backed by UK property would be recognised for the purposes of calculating the levy.
Instead on Monday, the PPF had changed their minds following information from industry stakeholders.
Explaining himself David Taylor, director of strategy and legal affairs with the PPF said: “Following discussion with the industry, we are now moving to a position where we are less concerned about underlying assets in these vehicles,”
“However, in order to be able to recognise a wider range of assets we will require more from the schemes in terms of how they certify to us the valuations on insolvency.”
This news has gone down reasonably well with the pensions industry.
The PPF announced these concessions as it confirmed that it would collect about £625m from employers in 2015-16 – about 10% than the previous year. also appeared “likely to fall further rather than rise”, the PPF said.
The annual wage growth is likely to remain well below the 4.5%-to-5% rises seen before the financial crisis struck in 2008, according to a EY Item Club survey.
Median pay in real-terms is forecast to fall from £18,852 in 2008 to £17,827 by 2017, the survey suggests.
The Item club, a non-governmental forecaster that uses HM Treasury’s model of the UK economy, believes that record numbers of people in work – currently 30.6 million – will act as a brake on wage rises.
Their report expects the gradual pace of consumer spending to be around 2% in the next two years, as opposed to the 3.7% it was last decade, pre-all the hassle.
Martin Beck, the EY Item Club’s senior economic adviser said “Total household incomes have strengthened because more people are in work, but individuals do not have extra money in their pockets,”
“Real wages are being held back by strong growth in the supply of workers and the fact that firms are facing increased non-wage costs, such as new pension schemes,” he added.
Mr Beck also believes the so-called “squeezed middle” – the charming name awarded to households containing neither highly-skilled nor low paid workers – will continue to see limited growth in disposable income as pay rises remain below the rate of inflation – currently 1.5% – and competition for jobs remains strong.
Bitcoin’s payment processing solutions department confirmed its partnership with the eBay-owned firm, which indicates that the comedy currency is likely to be accepted at the online shopping portal at some point in the future.
The deal will see PayPal users, in ownership of a Bitcoin wallet, capable of using Bitcoins to purchase games, music, videos, news, ebooks, and other digital content.
Obviously, the service will be rolled out first in North America before being subsequently expanded worldwide.
Scott Ellison, senior director of strategy at PayPal, said excitedly: “PayPal is excited about all the innovations taking place in payments these days. More choices in how people create value, share it, buy, sell and trade it, that’s exactly what PayPal is all about.”
“We believe Bitcoin offers unique opportunities as more people and businesses experiment with it. PayPal is excited to work with BitPay to offer new experiences and the trusted service our customers expect. We hope to do more together as the Bitcoin ecosystem continues to evolve.”
This comes after eBay subsidiary Braintree – BRAINTREE, AS IN BRAINTREE IN ESSEX. HAS NO ONE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH? – announced earlier this month that it will also activate Bitcoin payments in the coming months.
What could possibly go wrong?
Richard Branson, the perma-grinning billionaire who invented Mike Oldfield and a terrible train service, has come out and echoed what every sane non-billionaire person has been harping on about since time began – that everyone should be able to take time off work – whenever they want.
In an excerpt in his new book called ‘The Virgin Way: Everything I Know About Leadership’, which he’ll no doubt be handing out free because he’s so “yeah”, the bearded one (pictured here in ICE LIKE A MYTHICAL GOD) writes: “It is left to the employee alone to decide if and when he or she feels like taking a few hours a day, a week or a month off,”
It’s something he’s introduced into Virgin offices in both the US and UK, where employees are given the responsibility of taking leave, only if they feel their absence won’t damage the business.
Branson reckons he got the idea after reading an article about the Netflix business model, and how they do not track vacation time.
“I have a friend whose company has done the same thing and they’ve apparently experienced a marked upward spike in everything – morale, creativity and productivity have all gone through the roof.”
Doesn’t mention team-leaders guilt-tripping staff, which you know damn well happens. He does waffle on and suggests that he gave Steve Jobs the idea for iTunes.
“On April Fool’s Day 1986 I gave an interview to a big-name music publication and told them that Virgin had been secretly developing a ‘Music Box’, on which we had stored every music track we could lay our hands on, and from which music lovers would, for a small fee, be able to download any individual song or album they wanted,” he told the i paper.
“Many years later Steve Jobs told me he had been utterly taken in by the idea. While we will never know for sure, I have always wondered if the April Fool’s prank triggered the birth of iTunes and the iPod – which ironically contributed to the death of our Virgin Megastores and changed the entire music industry.”
He no doubt laughed as he said it, while buying a planet to, like, ‘hang out’ on.
The Financial Conduct Authority, who took over running things in this area in April, issued its warning as it prepared to authorise up to 200 debt management firms from next month.
The FCA aren’t going to give away any names or dish out any figures as to how many companies are under investigation, however two firms have already had their applications refused and seven others have had their bank accounts frozen to protect money from clients.
Victoria Raffe, director of authorisations at the FCA, said: “These firms are advising consumers who have often reached rock bottom, so it’s important that firms get it right. Many firms are falling well short of our expectations and they will need to raise their game if they want to continue operating”.
Debt management companies are paid by customers in financial palavers, and act as an intermediary and help pay off the customer’s bills, depending on the needs and repayment programme set out.
The FCA wanted to be sure that the advice being given by firms wasn’t being driven by bonuses or other such incentives. It also wants fees charged to be clear and transparent. This was previously part of the duties of the Office of Fair Trading, but under a change in the rules the FCA is now responsible for consumer credit.
So now, the regulator has also taken control of regulation of payday lenders, and is proposing a cap on lending rates so that no one is taking the piss.
The pubs will taking part in national Tax Equality Day, which highlights how everyone would benefit from a VAT reduction in the hospitality industry.
It’s been part of an ongoing palaver between the company and the Government over their tax battles.
More than 900 Wetherspoon pubs are taking part in the campaign.
The company paid out £275.1m in VAT last year, which took their total tax bill to £600.2m, which is 43% of the company’s sales.
On average, each Wetherspoon pub pays £12,700 a week in tax.
UK supermarkets pay no VAT on food, whereas pubs pay 20%. The company said this economic disadvantage has contributed to the closure of many thousands of pubs.
You can see their point.
While this may be a political point by the pub chain, you don’t need to be interested in this jostling. Basically, head to your local Wetherspoons this Wednesday and enjoy a cut-price piss-up. Hurrah!
Are you one of those people on the internet who likes hitting out at ‘fat cats’? Like griping about those who make loads of money because you can’t stop mentioning your socialist leanings down the pub, much to the mild irritation of your pals?
Well, get this – all companies (so, not just banks) will have to be able to prove that director’s bonuses are linked to their performance thanks to a new City code.
You see, there’s a review of the corporate governance code and it has been decided that companies are going to have to provide more information for shareholders. This will include all manner of performance things, as well as details on the risks being run and details about how long a business would be able to run for under their current financing arrangements.
Unbelievably exciting isn’t it?
The Financial Reporting Council (FRC) have told the City that the next review is going to tackle diversity in the boardroom and they’ve got two years to make some changes.
“Diversity can be just as much about difference of approach and experience. The FRC is considering this as part of a review of board succession planning and will consider the need to consult on these issues for the next update to the code in 2016,” it said.
More pressing changes ask for an extension of clawback arrangements which bankers are already working to. Basically, this new code says that companies should have arrangements to allow them to “recover or withhold variable pay when appropriate to do so”. It’ll also require companies to look at how long a director should wait before receiving any bonuses and that any extra pay should be link to performance.
“The changes to the code are designed to strengthen the focus of companies and investors on the longer term and the sustainability of value creation,” said Stephen Haddrill, chief executive of the FRC. ”The changes on remuneration also focus companies on aligning reward with the sustained creation of value rather than, as before, simply on retention – a focus that has tended to promote pay escalating and leap-frogging.”
So, from now on, companies will make two statements: One will be based on accounting rules and the other will require directors to assess their ability to stay in business for more than 12 months. Could play havoc with our Deathwatch articles, but there you go.
Either way, those ‘fat cats’ are going to have to justify their bonuses now, which they inevitably will be able to, much to the chagrin of those who can’t abide these upwardly mobile swine.
He also announced that he was scrapping the ‘flex’ system where train companies could cheekily raise some fares by up to 2% above the permitted average.
It will cost the Government £100 million though, so they’ll claw that back from you elsewhere no doubt.
As if pre-programmed, Mr Osborne trotted out his: “Support for hard-working taxpayers is at the heart of our long-term economic plan.”
“It’s only because we’ve taken difficult decisions on the public finances that we can afford to help families further.”
However, rail passengers in the north of England are not going to be feeling very supported for their hard work and tax payments, as new rules mean that passengers in Greater Manchester and parts of Yorkshire won’t be able to buy off-peak return tickets for travel between 4pm and 6.30pm. That basically means that, because they’ll be buying ‘peak’ or ‘anytime’ tickets, it’ll cost them 40-50% more than off-peak fares.
So, if you’re catching a train from Rochdale to Wigan, it’ll now cost you £11 when it would’ve cost you £4.20.
Martin Abrams of the Campaign for Better Transport isn’t happy: “The DfT’s extension of peak fares on Northern is part of an incoherent strategy to make existing passengers pay more for outdated services instead of investing in better quality rail for the future across the region.”
That’s technically the drift behind new official figures, which also detail that the recovery since 2010 has also been stronger than first thought too.
Due to some changes in the methodology that Office for National Statistics, now show that the downturn after that lovely crash in 2008 was less than previously assessed with GDP shrinking by around 6%. Less than the original estimate of 7.2%.
Each year’s growth from 2009 to 2013 has been revised by 0.4%, due to faster growth in investment.
Everyone still suffered though, right?
It also flies in the face of the claims that George Osborne’s austerity package isn’t quite what it’s all claiming to be. Massive surprise there.
Yet Labour’s former chancellor Alistair Darling was responsible for a less disastrous crash. Which helps Labour maintain and prove that living standards have deteriorated under the current administration despite the improved recovery.
These new revisions to the ONS are part of a bigger deal where they must now comply with international standards in measuring GDP and national accounts.
It is selling off its Sunwin security services operation (illustrated here, by one of it’s ‘heroes’), and it’s already been snapped up by US cash machine operator Cardtronics for a handy £41.5 million.
Sunwin’s role in the Co-op consisted of running the transporting of cash to the group’s ATMs.
Now the 1,800 cash machines will be run by Cardtronics, who already do this for other companies in the UK.
Cardtronics will start operating the cash machines by January 2016, after the Co-op’s agreement with the Co-op Bank ends. However the US company said it could start installing new machines immediately.
This is the latest sell-off for the Co-op following its farms and pharmacy chains in a bid to sort out its £1.4 billion debt.
One of their key shareholders, Harris Associates, has sold nearly two thirds of its stake in the beleagured supermarket.
The American investment fund Harris Associates, had been Tesco’s seventh largest shareholder.
Chief exec David Herro told the Sunday Telegraph “We have sold, in the last month, probably two thirds of our position
“With so many unknowns … those risk factors are just too high to justify a big position.”
This comes after Tesco issued its second profit warning in two months, and estimating that annual profits are more likely to be 25% lower than last year. Continuing a three year decline.
It’s probably not the ideal welcome for Dave Lewis, who takes over the top job today, a month ahead of what had been planned.
Tesco, who has lost the bulk of their business to up-and-coming budget retailers such as Aldi and Lidl, also slashed its dividend by 75% to give Lewis greater flexibility to revive the world’s No.3 retailer.
Can it catch up on lost ground? Who knows? Should they break themselves up in a bid to stay in the game?
Yes, anyone who takes out a mortgage with Sberbank (which if you say in a certain way, sounds a bit like ‘spermbank’, arf!) gets the choice of ten pussies.
The bank showcases the felines on the website, and once selected, they’re delivered to the home.
Unfortunately, the cats must be returned to Sberbank after a few hours once they’ve mooched around the new property and no doubt took a leak on the sofa and dragged half a raven into the kitchen ‘as a gift’.
A popular Russian superstition maintains that it is good luck if cats are first to enter a new home.
Wonders never cease.