Don’t like the clean shaven look because the only people without any hair on their face should be toddlers? Or indeed, are you one of those hipster sorts who struts around looking like you’re posing in a calendar for the 1890s? Either way, you’ll want to keep your beard or ‘tasche in check.
If trimming your face with kitchen scissors isn’t doing it for you and you’re sick of cutting your lower eyelids off, perhaps you need something a little more professional? You clearly need to get a Wahl Silver groomsman hair/beard/moustache trimmer set, which you can have delivered to you for a measly £8.25. You’ll look like Merv Hughes in no time.
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14 day combi ticket for Orlando Seaworld, Aquatica and Busch Gardens for £80
Norwegian Air flights from Gatwick to New York return from £329.80
Titanfall for Xbox One at Tesco Direct for £37
Microsoft Wire Xbox 360 PC Windows controller at Kikatek for £17.75
Sony Xperia Z UK sim-free at Amazon for £285 delivered
Disney Universal 14 day combo tickets from £365 at Orlando Attractions
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Is your phone rubbish? Are you tired of trying to tweet through Take Me Out with your desktop on your knee, burning through your thigh muscles and cooking the marrow in your leg bones? Well, sounds like you need a smartphone and a tablet, right? Of course.
Well, there’s a bafflingly good deal we’ve found, where you can get a Samsung Galaxy S4 Zoom AND a Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 tablet for just £289. That’s a new phone and a tablet to poke at for less than an iPad! Have a look at the offer here.
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Man of Steel 3d Blu ray for £10, DVD for £6.50 or non-3D Blu -ray for £8.50, here.
MP3 Player – uses MicroSD cards – £1.32 delivered
80% off The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition £2.99 and The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut £1.39
Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 tablet with Jelly Bean, 16 GB 8″ £129 after promotional codes
The Last Of Us for £17.99 @ PSN For PS Plus Subscribers (£19.99 Normal Subs)
Saw boxset on Blu Ray for £22.99
Grainger games deals! 2ds £69! COD Ghosts ps4 £33 and more!
Disney Infinity Toy Story Playset (and Lone Ranger and Cars playsets) for £14.99
AMD A4 5300 CPU with Radeon HD 7480D – 3.4GHZ, 1MB Cache, 2 Core, Socket FM2, 65W Boxed £31.16
Apple TV 3rd gen (newest) for £69.99
Tritton PS4 KAMA Headset (Black) £16.99 Delivered
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Of course, with it being tomorrow, a lot of these deals will expire today, so you need to get on it, sharpish. Or not. You can be one of those people who loudly proclaims a hatred for Valentine’s Day, like you invented the idea of loathing something popular. That’s not annoying at all.
Anyway, here are some good deals which you can take advantage of, even if you’re single. No-one is stopping you from getting drunk in a hotel room and horsing down handfuls of chocolate if you’re terribly alone.
Want to buy someone some roses? There’s a load of deals on our thorny pals if you want in. The best deal we’ve seen is Lidl, who are charging £3 for 12 red roses from today. Offers apply in-store, so get on it. Co-op meanwhile are flogging 12 Fairtrade ‘sweetheart roses’ for £5 and Morrisons and Aldi have a £5 deal too. It’ll cost you £7 at Sainsbury’s and Marks and Spencer and Asda have an offer on for £10. If you’re lazy, Debenhams are selling a dozen red roses, couriered for around £20. That deal ends today.
LastMinute are doing deals on rooms, so if you want to lock the kids in the attic for a night while you go and get drunk and have sex* in a hotel room all by yourselves, then have a look at the Valentine’s City Breaks deals. Click here to see the choices. (*actually fall asleep and have no sex at all because a rest from children is worth a million humps)
Let your partner buy some clothes from ASOS by getting money off clothes. There’s a HUKD offer which you can redeem at hotukdeals.com and enter the checkout code “FINAL15″. At Debenhams, there’s money off necklaces and jewellery. One to keep an eye on is Jeff Banks’ watches, with a tenner off. Boots have a Sanctuary Spa heart-shaped gift set. That retails for £45, but now going for £22. Limited stock though.
Champagne, prosecco and cava always gets reduced at this time of year, so now’s a good time to get some in, even if you’re only hanging on to it for yourself for future bouts of boozy fun. One decent deal is at Asda, who have Louvel Fontaine champagne for £10. Morrisons have Canti prosecco going for half price, yours for £5. At Lidl, for £13, you can get some Comte de Brismand champagne or at Aldi, there’s the £13 Veuve Monsigny Champagne Brut. Or you can buy your weight in Special Brew and do what you want.
When camera enthusiasts shout “FILM ISN’T DEAD!” they are, technically, correct. But only mental people still develop actual films. 99% of people only have cameras to take photos of their junk, and who wants to send a roll of your undercarriage off to a sweaty bloke who will keep copies for himself?
Anyway, if you like phones and you like cameras that can zoom in on things, you might be interested in the Samsung Galaxy S4 Zoom, which you can buy SIM free for £249. Not a bad phone, for all you budding paps!
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Killzone: Shadow Fall – £29.99 new or £19.99 pre-owned
Nexus 7 32GB for £99.99
Hitachi 24 inch LED Smart TV with inbuilt DVD player. £105 (instore) or £115 (delivery)
Knack for PS4 in-store and online for £25
Typing of the Dead: Overkill (PC, Steam) £3.82 (using code)
Sony Playstation Vita WiFi +3G only £119.99 delivered
Kingston DataTraveler G4 32GB USB 3.0 Flash Drive 5 year warranty for £11.26
The Wonderful 101 (Nintendo Wii U) £21.99 delivered
Nexus 7 16gb @Dabs for £94.99
New Super Luigi U now £18.99
Mario Galaxy Nintendo Wii £10.99
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As well as our Deals of the Day, we’ve got more offers for you, which is nice isn’t it? If we were a politician, we’d refer to you as a ‘hard working family’ and then start blithering on about how you were ‘good and decent’, even though we all know that you’re neither ‘decent’ or ‘hard working’.
Either way, you depraved slovens can still get some bargains with our voucher round-up, giving you money off clothes, gadgets, chocolates and more!
Get stuck in.
£20 off all tablets on £199 spend or more using code TABOFFER @ Asda Direct
Introductory Selection of Chocolates for just £3.95 including delivery and FREE Munch & Nibble gift using code VALENTINE14 @ The Chocolate Tasting Club
Half Price Knowseley Safari Park tickets Feb Half Term using printable voucher @ Knowsley Safari Park
15% off everything using code VDAF @ Thorntons
Save 40% off Everything using code 14665 @ The Body Shop
Free Delivery on orders over £10 using code ENJOY @ The Book People
24% off for 24 hours using code 24FOR24@ Burton Menswear (Starts Today at Noon)
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This week, one of the people behind the forming of the Poundland chain, has launched Poundshop.com where you can snag loads of items for, you guessed it, a pound. Poundland will be supplying the site’s stock, but be warned, there are delivery costs and a minimum spend requirement.
Still. Stuff for a pound!
Site founder, Steve Smith says: “I don’t think the minimum spend will put people off. People will use this as an opportunity to stock up without having to drag all their items home.” There’s talk of a free click-and-collect service in the future too.
There are other pound shops online too.
So there you go! Bargains ahoy!
Prices are dropping on next-gen consoles after the Christmas rush, which means the hares have been enjoying their devices for a while, but the tortoise is getting the same fun for less money. As we know, hares are stupid and tortoises are wise and look like pasties. What’s not to like about a wise pastie?
With that, we’ve rustled up some great deals if you want an Xbox One or a PS4. You’ll be playing FIFA 14 against long-ball merchants and sweary French teenagers in no time, before rightfully avoiding online games and doing a career in easy mode where you win the Champion’s League with Carlisle United. The best deal is the Xbox One offer which you can get for £409. You’ll need a code to get your money off. Find it here.
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Xbox One Wireless Controller £35 with code
One of the cheapest PS4 deals seen. Get one for £329.97
Luther Series 1-3 DVD box set for £14.49 or £11.59 with code and free delivery
Injustice: Gods Among Us Wii U £7.95 delivered
Samsung Series 3 Chromebook 10% off final price £153 with 12 month warranty
WD Red 3TB for NAS 3.5-inch Desktop Hard Drive – OEM £89.99 Free Delivery
Sony Playstation 4 PS4 Camera £44.99 instore and online
Dell 700 Series Laptop (i7 + 16GB Ram + 2GB NVIDIA+ free office ) £749.01
Goat Simulator – Pre-Order £6.26
LG G Pad V500 tablet Android 4.2.2 (Jelly Bean) 16 GB 8.3″ £199.99 @ Amazon
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Imagine the thrill of the open road! The joy of a roadtrip with friends! Doing donuts in a supermarket carpark! Of course, buying a car is an expensive business, but there are good deals knocking about. If you can’t be arsed looking, let us help.
There’s a stonking deal on the Ford Focus Zetec which has the not-to-be-sniffed-at discount of £2100! If you take out Ford finance, you get a further £1950 discount and the price includes a £500 discount for test driving a Ford car (nationwide for promotion for February). There’s also 6 months road tax and a year’s worth of AA cover too! That’s a dizzying amount of savings! So, have a look at the deal here.
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Quality coffin now reduced £195 at Coffin Company. Cheery.
Sim City (Region Free Origin) yours, £12.49
Best price yet on Sennheiser RS110 II RF Wireless Headphones for £37.98
Disney DVDs – 2 for £8
Fractal Design Define R4 PC Case – Black/Pearl for £71.00
365 day PS plus from CD Keys for £29.99 (after 5% fb discount)
BlackBerry 7inch PlayBook yours for £58.33
Tablet case with keyboard (7 inch) £1.98 @ Amazon
Amazing Spider Man 2 Blu Ray + UV reduced to £5
New Asus Google Nexus 7 (2012) 32GB Wi-Fi + 3G Cellular Unlocked £164.99 free delivery
Chest mount for GoPro £7.31 from DX
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Batteries are amazing things. You can power things with them. They fit perfectly into a child’s nostrils. You can crack them like eggs and poison yourself. The possibilities are endless. And with that, you can show off to your neighbours by getting some expensive batteries, but you don’t have to tell them how cheaply you bought them for. They’ll think you’re one of those rappers with your posh batteries.
You can grab some Duracell ultra lithium batteries for £1.91. They normally retail for £7.99. People have been recreating the Cabbage Patch Doll riots of the 80s trying to get their hands on these bad boys. Have a look here.
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Panasonic SC BTT190 Smart 3D Blu-ray home cinema system at HyperFi for £149.99
Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 Steelbook blu-ray edition for £14.99
Lexar 32GB 100MB/s USB3 memory stick for £12.91
Selected Wii U games for £9.99
Kobo Touch eReader instore at WH Smiths for £29.99
F.E.A.R Steam download £1.75 at Game.
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You don’t have enough stuff in your life. You might think you do, but you don’t. You need more things. You always need more things. Things to put on shelves. Things to insert into your orifices. Things that you don’t care for now, but might be ‘worth something’ in the future. Most of all, you need more gadgets to distract you from the towering clutter in your house!
Well, luckily enough, there’s a really good deal on a Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 (16GB 8″ Wi-Fi Tablet) which you can buy for £149 at Sainsbury’s. Not so fast though! You’ll only get it cheap if you have the secret code, which you can find here.
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Xbox LIVE Hits Collection (Trials HD, Limbo, Splosion Man) £6.29 Delivered
HP Slate 7 inch grey tablet – 8GB £61.19 delivered with 10% off
The Humble Bundle Weekly – Double Fine 63p
Crucial 120GB M500 SSD £55.98 (cheaper than Amazon)
HP 14 inch Pavilion 16GB 4GB Chromebook £134.99 with 10% off including 12 month warranty and free delivery.
Rayman Legends (Wii U) £13.99 Delivered
WD Caviar 3TB SATA Green @ Amazon: £82.76
Call of Duty Ghosts – PS3 or Xbox 360 for £20
Dell UltraSharp U2414H 23.8″ LED IPS Monitor with USB 3.0 Ports: £179 Delivered
Ex Sky Customers 75% off Deal is back! All channels, sports, movies and HD only £20.75
GTA V £20 delivered (Xbox 360 and PS3)
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Xbox consoles have always been a fancy, but unfathomably unfashionable bit of kit. It seems that owners of this device are akin to the kind of dweeb you’d find buffing the wheels of his hybrid car or someone who actually enjoys doing sums. Not that gamers should ever, ever care about being fashionable.
Either way, you can get your hands on a cheap Xbox LIVE Gold membership which means loads of online action, HD movies, TV shows and sports and using your voice as a remote control. A code will be needed to claim your cheaper price of £24.99 for 12 months. You can find that here.
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Crucial 120GB M500 SATA 6Gb/s Solid State Drive SSD £56 @ Amazon
Mini Displayport to DVI Adapter for £1.91
Sim City 4: Deluxe Edition £2.49
Seiki Digital SE39UY04 39-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz LED TV £420 delivered
Moto G 8GB on vodafone
2x Surround Sound Speaker Stands for £7.29
Samsung 840 EVO 120GB 2.5 inch Basic SATA Solid State Drive for £65.99
Man of steel on Blu-Ray for £7.99
Command & Conquer: Ultimate Edition (PC) £7 @ GAME (17 Games)
Kindle Paperwhite Wi-fi for £99 from Argos
Ovivo Freedom 0, now with 250 minutes free per month, 300 texts and 500MB for £20!
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Do you like wizards and that? Maybe you watched Lord of the Rings and thought: “This needs more sex scenes.” Or maybe you like constantly gloomy weather and poor actors passing themselves off as Shakespearean quality because they grew beards and spoke in received pronunciation?
Sounds like you’d love Game of Thrones. If you don’t have Sky TV, you’ll be interested to know that you can get the first series on Blu-ray for a measly £16, delivered to your doorstep.
WHAT? MORE DEALS? YES!
128GB PNY Wave Attache USB 3.0 Flash Drive – £39.99 Delivered
Humble Sid Meier bundle
New Bright RC Toy Car Bad Street Jeep 1:20 Scale, yours for £8.40
Toshiba DT01ACA300 3TB for £75.99 + delivery @ Dabs
SanDisk 32GB Ultra MicroSDHC Class 10 UHS-1 Memory Card and SD Adapter £14.01 delivered with code
Nokia Lumia 920 £169 on Tesco mobile
Max Payne 3, Activates on Steam – £2.99 (with code)
Integral 64GB UltimaPro MicroSDXC Card 40MB/s Including adapter – Class 10 for £26.96
Trade-in Fighter Within and get Infamous Second Son, Thief or TitanFall for £14.97
Buy One Get One Free On GameWare
Samsung (SH-224DB) DVD Re-Writer SATA and Nero Essentials 12 £12.98 @ Amazon
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Are you the kind of person who waves placards around in shops because companies haven’t paid their taxes or whatever? You do realise that you’re upsetting the underpaid staff and that the chiefs in the head office haven’t even noticed you? For the rest of us who accept business can be murky and still buy takeaway food and drink, you’ll like this Starbucks offer we’ve found.
You can get hopped up on caffeine and jabber on endlessly with a heartbeat in your eyes with this £10 Starbucks Gift Card for £5! This is proving very, very popular so act quickly and neck twice as much coffee as you would normally. Unless you’re mental and go to Starbucks for their tea. Have a look at the deal here.
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Great deal on Samsung Galaxy Note 3 on EE.
Nokia Lumia 920 on Tesco Mobile @ £12.50 per month
LG G Pad 16gb wifi black for £199.99
WD 1TB Desktop SATA Hard Drive – OEM – Green. Cheapest it has ever been at £42
Playstation 4 PS4 Killzone Shadow Fall Bundle for £379.99
Crucial M500 240Gb mSATA £100.43 (possible 7% quidco)
Coop Bank switch incentive £100 with £25 to charity
Extreme Sims Bundle (8 Steam Games) yours, £2.88
EE 4g Cash On Tap turn £20 in £30 !
Friends – The Complete Season 1-10 on Blu-ray. £48.99 delivered
Ebid (Ebay alternative) SELLER+ upgrade currently £49.99
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Is your life simply not sinful enough? No matter how hard you try, you just can’t seem to cram all the sinning in? You need a place dedicated to 24/7 debauchery, gambling, hard drinking and trying to ignore the men debt-laden corpses rotting in shallow holes at the side of the road! The place you need, is Las Vegas!
And so, we’ve spied a deal which may interest you. You can get an April 2014 trip to Las Vegas staying at the Luxor for 7 nights for £706! The Luxor, if you don’t know, is that weird illuminati black pyramid thing with a spacetacular ‘sky beam’ shooting out of the top of it! There’s a sphynx sat outside too. Check the deal here.
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Nintendo 3DSXL Limited Edition White with 4GB card and 2 HDMI cables at eBay for £125.37
Acoustic Solutions Wooden Speaker with dock at Argos for £25.99
Apple iPad Mini 16gb WiFi at Argos for £219
Deus Ex Human Revolution Directors Cut at Steam for £3.24
12 month + 1 month Xbox Live includes Halo 4 emblem at CD Keys for £25.69
The Ultimate Gangster blu-ray boxset at Zavvi for £9.49
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Batteries are great aren’t they? They power our lives in ways we take for granted, every single day. Without them, we wouldn’t be able to change the channel on the TV when someone irritating comes on-screen. They keep our clocks ticking and our women sexually satisfied.
So, to an offer where you can get TEN Duracell Procell AA batteries for a measly £2.91. That includes delivery too. It isn’t the most exciting deal we’ll have, but certainly one of the most useful. Have a peek at it.
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The Ultimate Bourne Collection on Blu-ray, £7.64 with code
Humble Bundle Codemasters Weekly 63p
Nintendo Selects : Super Mario Galaxy £12.99 @ Amazon
240GB Kingston HyperX 3K SSD bundle kit for £119.98
SAW 1-7 Box Set – UNRATED LIMITED EDITION for just £24.99
Tesco Mobile – 4G is now at no extra cost
Kindle now £59
Anker Astro E5 15000mAh Portable Charge – The Big Un – £25.99 (using code)
The Inbetweeners Movie – Triple Play (Blu-Ray, DVD and Digital Copy) £5.99
HP Pavilion 15-e078sa 15.6″ Laptop, Windows 8, i5 3230M Cpu, 500GB Hdd, 4GB Ram, Red for £313.49
Batman Arkham Origins £12.95 PS3
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