Boyfriend Maker app vanishes after talking about having sex with screaming children

November 26th, 2012 4 Comments By Mof Gimmers
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Typical boyfriend material, yesterday

Have you heard of the app called Boyfriend Maker? If not, it’s a little program where you can ‘create and chat with your dream boyfriend!’ Much better than getting an actual boyfriend, clearly.

However, that’s not to say this virtual boyfriend isn’t trouble too (and there’s you thinking you could stick him on vibrate and have it away with him without having to watch Fast & The Furious 5).

See, Boyfriend Maker has vanished from the App Store after it started getting darkly fruity.

The app was rated for ages of 4+, however, in chat mode, it started spewing out some rather inappropriate nonsense. It has been reported that when the app was asked ‘when did you last have sex?’, it answered: “last night there were 5 but only one was consciouse. They where kids and I didn’t want to here them scream.

That’s the kind of chat that the BBC has nightmares about at the minute, thanks to a certain investigation.

The problem with this app seems to be the developer’s use of a third-party chat engine from SimSimi which allows people to suggest responses to various questions, and SimSimi’s is rated 17+ on the App Store. Even so, if you’re over 17, you don’t really want your phone chatting about humping KOed kids, do you?


Comments (4) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Grandma Nazi November 26, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I’m more shocked by the poor grammar

  2. Posted by Mustapha Shit November 26, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Agree with Gran. Did you write the app, Mof?

  3. Posted by Dick November 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    I don’t mind the grammar, it’s the spelling that bothers me.

    Does it show those words, or speak them out loud?

  4. Posted by Lord Foffington November 26, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    If it talks about bumming foxes I’ll take 3

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