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• Have Topshop been stealing designs again?

• Starbucks is not profitable in the UK. Apparently.

• £406 for a Stones ticket? Is that the price of satisfaction?

• Play.com show us their dirty side…

• Commercial Break: no more Mrs Nice Period for Bodyform…

• Move aside Halloween, the Lord is taking over 31st October

• Electric shock ‘Wonderpants’ are a thing

• That JanglyBeast awfulness – now in Taiwan animation style…

• Thomas Cook made to look like idiots on Facebook, which is saying something…

• Deathwatch: Nokia still heading towards the brink