Clouds! Fraud! Richard Branson ice cubes! Just some of the wild and wacky things that have infested the world of Bitterwallet over the past few days. Here’s the best of the bunch…

• Even though we can’t afford holidays, MPs think we need more protection

• First glimpse of new iPhone 5 security feature?

• LG introduces cloud service across smartphones, smart TVs and PCs

• Apple under scrutiny from ASA over iPad 4G claims

• Nokia unveil the 41Mp phone – we wonder why

• Insurance fraud alive and well in the UK

• All hail the Richard Branson ice cube….

• Taking a 5-year-old for a tan? We don’t think it even happened

• Pirate Bay claims record traffic, posts advice on getting round court block

• Commercial Break: The Christian movie that’s fighting porn with horror