Bitterwallet’s Christmas List: the Puff Daddy jumper TV

December 6th, 2012 6 Comments By Andy Dawson

In the name of all that is wretched and unholy – humankind has now reached a stage where it appears to be acceptable for us to go around with little TV screens embedded in our jumpers. No, really.

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OBVIOUSLY, we’ve got Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Sean John to blame for this fresh atrocity, as it comes from his own fashion label. There’s a 2.8” OLED display that can play customised downloaded video content for up to ten hours.

Says P/Puff/Sean/one of his spokesfolks: ‘Wearable electronics is the next big thing – it’s a game changer. Just think of all the attention you’ll get at the clubs!’

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Someone make it stop.

Comments (6) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by LancerVancer December 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    What sizes do they come in? I bet the XXXXL has a42′ LCD strapped to the side of it!

    Only slightly better than the jumper my nan still knits me every year.

    Flex wit da herb.

  2. Posted by Idi Amin December 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Horrible jumper with a (fake) screen you can’t even see yourself? Great thinking Puff/P/Sean.

  3. Posted by badger December 6, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    Are they only for people of colour?

  4. Posted by Seymour December 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    The only thing I see this working for is teletubby fancy dress costumes..

  5. Posted by Sicknote December 7, 2012 at 7:29 am

    More exclusively sub-Saharan fashion

  6. Posted by Spencer December 7, 2012 at 10:51 am

    for those of ‘non colour’? don’t worry the Japanese are working on a new technology… this won’t have I a tiny screen sewn into the arm of an African American style sweater….

    the whole garment IS the tv. you are the screen… take that puff Sean diddy…

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