Bitterwallet’s Christmas List: the coyote hat

December 5th, 2012 6 Comments By Andy Dawson

You thought humans didn’t do this sort of thing any more, didn’t you? Well it seems that they do. Say ‘erm, hello, I suppose’ to the Coyote Fur Mountain Man hat.

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Not only wil it make the wearer look like one of the biggest pricks that has ever walked the earth, it’s actually made from full fur Coyote pelt, with face, tail and all four legs (it says here). Delightful.

Not bad for just £186, eh? Wonder if you get its innards free in a carrier bag as well…?

Comments (6) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Spoonbegone December 5, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    I once had a fox hat, but lost it and was too scared to ask anyone where it was

  2. Posted by Avon Barksdale December 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Is that Jamiroquai?

  3. Posted by captain cretin December 5, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Today a woman walked into the school play ground with her head stuck up a Moose’s bottom; just as well it was a toy moose I suppose!!

  4. Posted by Mandy Wedge December 5, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Absurd costume.


  5. Posted by Jack Mehoff December 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Hey gotta link where to buy this at £186.00?

  6. Apparently it’s going to be the coldest winter for 100 years so this may come in handy.

    My mink hat gets mistaken for a small live pet if I leave it on the floor.

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