If you don’t use Twitter or understand the point of it, you’ll be none the wiser after this. Gagmeister Robert Popper calls up the Apple Store in Regent Street, to enquire how he goes about getting some Twitters. Disappointingly, the Apple employee doesn’t want to be his friend as a result of their conversation. That chirpy in-store banter is all bullshit, kids – they just want you to buy stuff.

[Robert Popper]