American women love British men! A website said so!

June 17th, 2010 19 Comments By Mof Gimmers
Bad teeth 225x300 American women love British men! A website said so!

A typical Brit - possibly from Hartlepool

Quite unbelievably, there’s an American website dedicated to pairing up attractive women with British men.

That’s right, us lot with our awful teeth, PG Tips breath and penchant for gravy and queueing are sought after by women who might be called Chastity or Peggy-Louanne.

The site, called DateBritishGuys.com (and we’ve just lost all our male readers who have all signed up in the hope of snaring a woman with a house made out of balsa wood) says that it is “the premiere source for American based chicks (any nationality is ok!) and British chaps (100% British Beef Only!)” and wants to ‘Save The British Accent’, despite the fact that a British Accent probably equates to sounding like Hugh Grant rather than Mark E. Smith or Ian Paisley.

So yeah. USA-based Brits – go fill yer boots.

Comments (19) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Amanda Hugginnkiss/Chunk June 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Heyyy You guys!

    Stop using my passport photo.

  2. Posted by Amanda Hugginnkiss/Chunk June 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Ooops, I meant Sloth, not Chunk.

  3. Posted by Hmmm June 17, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Are you sure it’s not a typo? AteBritishGuys sounds much more American.

  4. Posted by Scarborian June 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    One of the rotating images is a bit goatsex, but never mind…

    True story from when I was near Pittsburgh, “it’s a real shame my boyfriend is with me, because you are making me all wet inside”

    On a different trip, somewhere in a very small bar in a very small “city” in Ohio where the barmaid insisted on parading me and my mate around talking to everybody “in British”

  5. Posted by Dirty Fox June 17, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    YOur comment is awaiting moderation. Well fuck off then, last time i ever come on this website, its shit anyway

  6. Posted by Scott Wells June 17, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Leave us Monkey Hangers out of it! :P Although it does look like my mate Ugly Ross

  7. Posted by Foxy Foxy June 17, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Don’t worry Dirty Fox, the peoples republic of Bitter Wallet normally do a Paul Daniels on most comments of your nature and makes them disappear. In return, making us all look like twats because nobody knows what we are on about…..

  8. Posted by Brit guy June 17, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Its true. One american gal in oxford said “if my auntie wasn’t here i’d make out with you right now”. Oh er.

  9. Posted by Jonny Spandex June 18, 2010 at 8:22 am

    I have to say I can’t understand how a website known (and I like it for it) for controversial posts and the wording can be quite strongly worked can moderate posts?

  10. Posted by Milky June 18, 2010 at 9:58 am

    Go look at the site, & read it’s “why U.S. women love brits mshitefest, it’s allegedly written by a brit, but if so then he’s a complete fox bumming nob jockey, it’s clueless & wholly innacurate.

  11. Posted by Jonny Spandex June 18, 2010 at 10:55 am

    I still love foxes…and their bums…

    However I’m now going into the garden to find a lark…

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  19. Posted by Tammy Horton Crisel November 24, 2013 at 3:21 am

    Hello, my name is Tammy and I am from the USA. I love meeting new people and having pleasant conversations with those who have a sense of humor, a love for all kinds of music and learning new cultures. I like men with honesty and a deep respect for all life. You can find me on facebook, just type in Tammy Horton Crisel and you will find me. I am 46 years old and at the moment am looking for a friend to talk and share our cultures with. Whatever happens after that happens, but I am moving into a new apartment in January 2014 after helping my mom through her cancer treatments and will be sticking close by in case she needs me. But you know how it is living with your parent at my age. I need my space, privacy and quiet time. I live a simple life except my daughter just had a beautiful grandson who I adore. I am very blessed. Would love to know more about anyone interested in a friendly chat we can meet on facebook just type in my name Tammy Horton Crisel, friend request me and there I will be. For hacking purposes I don’t have my profile pic up cause of a recent incident but once we get to know each other I would be happy to share many things with you. Have a nice day and hope to hear from you soon. Hugs/Peace…Tammy

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