All hail… the new Cliff Richard calendar!

October 5th, 2012 14 Comments By Andy Dawson

Yes, it’s that time of year again – the Cliff Richard 2013 calendar is in the shops, and the good news is that the 71-year-old heartthrob’s chest is on full display on the cover again. Here you go…

Cliff A3 2013 353x500 All hail... the new Cliff Richard calendar!

After a couple of years of ‘shirt on’ covers, it’s a welcome reminder of 2010′s magnificent ‘string vest’ effort…

cliff richard calendar All hail... the new Cliff Richard calendar!

Get your orders in… possibly after you’ve had a ‘lie down’.

Comments (14) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Idi Amin October 5, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    I do wish he’d just fuck off.

  2. Posted by Angry of Scotland October 5, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Gay icon; closet dweller.

  3. Posted by chansm October 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Is he another one in Gary Glitters gang, along with Sir Saville?

  4. Posted by Andy Doorson October 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    That, is sexy.

  5. Posted by bobinio October 5, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    To be fair I wish I looked that good when I was 71. I would…

  6. Posted by sameoldshite October 5, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    ‘All Hail….’ sure like to use this line at Bitterwallet

  7. Posted by jw October 5, 2012 at 4:19 pm


  8. Posted by Studley October 5, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Blatant disregard for fastenings of flotation jacket. Confirmed cunt.

  9. Posted by badger October 5, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Self-obsessed gay orange god-botherer. Have some dignity and retire.

  10. Posted by Zeddy October 5, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    He looks like the Hoff’s dad.

  11. Posted by Sicknote October 6, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    Dammit, he’s not gay alright and Jimmy Saville never fucked about with kiddies

  12. Posted by Studley October 7, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    Also the tooth fairy is real, OKAY?

  13. Posted by Sweaty Linda October 8, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Wow, i would. Shame about the allegations… of steroids.

  14. Posted by Annette September 28, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    He looks very good and at that age…. wow. He is allso funny, glad and very nice so i dont know why you dont like him… envy maby.

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