All hail the impotent, sweary rage of Call of Duty gamers!

March 22nd, 2013 8 Comments By Mof Gimmers

People who play video games get a bad rep in the press, pictured as lonely, pasty blokes covered in crumbs and thinking everything they play is real. Of course, most gamers are perfectly ordinary and like to distract themselves from drudgery with a bit of mindless button bashing.

However, some gamers are despairingly sad. One such example is the people who populated the recent Call of Duty European Championships and someone filmed them as they played. The video below features NSFW language and young men taking a game so seriously that you’ll be filled with a mixture of pity and contempt.

Incredible scenes there, while young men perform the worst trash-talking ever (for example: “You’re so shit”) and the kind of competitive dick-swinging that would embarrass a contestant from The Apprentice.

Comments (8) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Paul Coia March 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    Failed Army recruits. The lot of them. Wankers.

  2. Posted by loooool March 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    omg that is just soooooo embarrassing. I had to stop the vid at 1:44 lol.

  3. Posted by Mad Don Heistfooker March 22, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    @loooool – it’s actually worth watching for a bit longer. One of the worst offenders is interviewed away from the game setting and is actually capable of stringing two, sometimes even three, words together. I almost fell of my chair in shock

  4. Posted by R Branson March 22, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    Gaming is for poofs anyway

  5. Posted by Redeme March 22, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    Cunts… the lot of them.

  6. Posted by noshit March 22, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    These are the kind of pricks who end up running the country. In between fingering each others rectums and ‘gaming’ ofc.

  7. Posted by LancerVancer March 23, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    I see some football fans have moved on to new pastures.

    They need to flex wit da erb.

  8. Posted by Phuck Yu March 25, 2013 at 11:57 am

    I didn’t think hiding away from civilization and wanking over pictures of Myley Cyrus could be that bad for you?

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