A gloriously gross canned goods parade. Includes Fiddleheads.

By Andy Dawson

Remind us, have we done unusual canned foodstuffs and drinkstuffs before? Ah yes, of course, there was the whole chicken in a can wasn’t there? But apart from that, it’s not an area that we’ve dwelled upon for too long. Oh, apart from the 14 worst soft drinks ever.

So anyhoo, here’s a selection of grotesque canned goods as chosen by the geniuses at Now That’s Nifty. Anyone for Fiddleheads? Fish Assholes? Bird’s Nest Drink? Cheeseburger In A Can?

No? Maybe later, eh?

Tags: bird's nest drink, canned goods, cheeseburger in a can, fiddleheads, fish assholes
Posted in Odd stuff June 24th, 2009 | 9 Comments

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9 Responses to “A gloriously gross canned goods parade. Includes Fiddleheads.”

Posted by > Insert Witty Name Here | June 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am

There’s that word again Andy, ‘Niffty’ I feel my body filling with facial shape altering rage, I think I need some fish assholes to accompany my burger in a fucking can, to quell the overwhelming anger, mmmm, tasty, nom nom nom… etc. etc…
Posted by Andy Dawson | June 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am

Not my choice this time. Merely the name of the source. And why do you keep misspelling it?
Posted by TeflonMan | June 24th, 2009 at 11:49 am

Have I mentioned the wonderful “Vergina” beer, readily available from supermarkets in Greece, on a previous occasion?
Posted by Tom Pickering | June 24th, 2009 at 11:52 am

mmmm, cheese burger in a can…i’ll have to put the diet on hold http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5eEX0QVh7dA/SZ4vJKm-k3I/AAAAAAAAEZ4/qqDiALoNJZ4/s400/ss-fat-guy.jpg
Posted by > Insert Witty Name Here | June 24th, 2009 at 11:55 am

If I spell niffty properly, I have to destroy my keyboard, in a sort of Bruce Banner stylee.
Posted by The Real Bob | June 24th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

I knew I’d seen the cheeseburger in a can before, the Onion reviewed it:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/taste-test-cheeseburger-in-a-can,2183/
Posted by Tino | June 24th, 2009 at 4:31 pm

the bird’s nest drink is a delicacy – one of my friends became a multimillionaire selling them! They are about $ 2000/pounds – raw.
Posted by Amanda Hugginkiss | June 24th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

Fish Assholes?

Fish.
Assholes.

Assholes, of Fish?

Do fish even have assholes?

Exsqueeze me?
Posted by dan | June 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Food Network Humor has a disturbing list of the 45 grossest canned foods on the planet. Better than that other list IMHO.

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/unusual-canned-foods-from-around-the-world-45-pics/

(also – the 15 grossest foods on the planet: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/disgusting-foods-from-around-the-world/