100 kilos of cocaine found in bananas

June 13th, 2013 9 Comments By Mof Gimmers

tesco unveils its banana 001 300x180 100 kilos of cocaine found in bananasSupermarket staff got more than they bargained for when they discovered a stash of cocaine in a banana delivery. 100 kilos of coke was found in the Danish supermarket Coop after the shipment came from Colombia.

Jens Juul Nielsen, a spokesman for Coop supermarkets, said that 80 kilos of cocaine had already been found the week before in Aarhus.

He said: “Like last week we have alerted our supplier in Colombia on this matter. He was a bit perplexed about how this could have happened and he is working on tightening controls.”

The banana dealer is probably going to be buried alive and whipped with bike chains.

The spokesperson appeared on television, reassuring customers that was no danger when buying the bananas, as both the fruit and the cocaine were “very well wrapped”.

Everyone in Denmark is now sulking.

Comments (9) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Its amazing how clever drug smugglers have become! Then again, when you have a never ending pot of gold from selling all these narcotics they’re always one step ahead of the police, its crazy.

  2. Posted by LancerVancer June 13, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    Damn, missed my delivery.

  3. Posted by Dick June 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    Bet their warehouse job applications have had a sudden increase. Nice little bit of overtime bonus.

  4. Posted by Haggis June 13, 2013 at 8:10 pm

    Just popping out to buy some bananas.

  5. Posted by Sicknote June 14, 2013 at 8:38 am

    Do the think the mates of the spastic who blurted to the filth got a shivving for his community spirited actions…?

  6. Posted by Dick June 14, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    > Jens Juul Nielsen, a spokesman for Coop supermarkets, said that 80 kilos of cocaine had already been found the week before in Aarhus

    Are you sure he didn’t say that 80 kilos of cocaine had already been found the week before in our house. They have funny accents, those Danes.

  7. Posted by Chewbie June 15, 2013 at 12:36 am

    Flex with the chang

  8. Posted by tin June 15, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Tesco don’t create jobs, how the fuck do they get any grants for it?

  9. Posted by tin June 15, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Whoops *hides*

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