Cheerio Argos Aliens!
Yes, the slightly baffling and teeth grating family of aliens that Argos have had as a front for their business, are to bid farewell after three years of unfunniness.
They’ve posted a 60 second video to Argos fans. Clearly because such a realm exists.
The aliens final fling is set to a rendition of Frank Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ from a Ziggy Stardust-clad Dad, voiced by Bill Nighy. Even as you watch them depart, they’ll manage to make you unhappy.
Apparently the aliens attracted seven million YouTube hits over the last three years. Mostly people rubbing their eyes and going “WTF is this garbage?”
As a parting gift for aliens fans Argos’ social media agency, The Social Practice, has launched a Facebook and Twitter competition to win a set of alien dolls and Argos vouchers by voting for the best alien moments from the last three years.
“best alien moments”
No-one likes insurance companies. Not even their mothers. So how can insurance companies make themselves even more odious? By engaging in the severely-frowned-upon practice of making abandoned or ‘ghost’ calls to older adults, that’s how.
Specialist over-50s* insurer Ageas was investigated by telecoms regulator OfCom who found that they made 148 abandoned calls over three separate days during a seven-week period of investigation. This breached the maximum of 3% of all calls made and the company was fined £10,000 for their misdemeanors. That’s almost £70 per wasted call.
Nevertheless, Ofcom considers this to be a small fine, as it considered the “degree of seriousness and harm to consumers was at the lower end of the scale.” Ageas was found to have been in breach of legislation relating to “persistent misuse of a telephone network or service.” The fine also reflects the company’s offer of a £10 shopping voucher to affected consumers and the steps it has taken to bring itself into compliance. Presumably by ceasing and desisting.
Claudio Pollack, Ofcom’s Consumer and Content Group Director, said: “The law is there to protect consumers from suffering annoyance, inconvenience or anxiety, including from abandoned calls.”
“Organisations using call centres must comply with the law or face the consequences. Where we find breaches, even at the lower end of the scale, we can take action” he finished.
However, Ofcom itself is not finished, as it has also announced a review of its ‘persistent misuse’ policy.
The existing policy identifies silent and abandoned calls as two examples of misuse, although we are sure that Bitterwallet readers could come up with many more examples. Ofcom’s policy also describes steps organisations can take to avoid making them and how to reduce consumer harm where they do occur.
However, Ofcom want to know if this could be better and is asking for initial views on what, if any, changes could be made to:
help make enforcement more efficient and effective;
reflect technological developments or other changes in the call centre industry; or
clarify the policy to make it easier for companies to understand and follow. We don’t think “stop bothering people” is particularly hard to understand, but perhaps you have some simple suggestions on how to reinforce this message. To idiots.
Responses need to be submitted to Ofcom by 7 November 2014.
*that’s older than I am
Remember when Wonga sent out a load of threatening letters from fake law firms?
Well, they were soon told off and it was estimated that the payday loan company would have to cough-up £2.6m in fines.
Well, turns out that it is a bit more than that, with the lender now being asked for the princely sum of £10 MILLION.
That means that Wonga’s annual profits have dipped by 53% to £39.7million.
All in all, this debacle has cost Wonga nearly £19million, which serves ‘em right for being underhand, the shithouses.
There’s been an estimated £2.6million in payouts to 45,000 customers too, which were agreed with the people at the Financial Conduct Authority.
Maybe Wonga’s puppet nanas will get the sack now and they’ll have to see if there’s any jobs going at the Gran Factory where they knit everyone’s Shreddies.
It will now trade as a separate publicly traded company, and will no longer be completely associated with eBay – the breakaway is scheduled to occur sometime during 2015.
Pre-market shares in eBay surged by 11% on news of the announcement on Tuesday.
eBay said a decision had been made to separate as a strategic move to help maximise growth and shareholder value for both the payment and retail entities.
“eBay and PayPal are two great businesses with leading global positions in commerce and payments,” eBay president and CEO John Donahoe said.
“For more than a decade eBay and PayPal have mutually benefited from being part of one company, creating substantial shareholder value. However, a thorough strategic review with our board shows that keeping eBay and PayPal together beyond 2015 clearly becomes less advantageous to each business strategically and competitively.”
“The industry landscape is changing, and each business faces different competitive opportunities and challenges.”
This comes several months after investor activist Carl Icahn demanded a split of the two divisions. Meanwhile, most people who aren’t associated with either company are still glaring at them with contempt.
Thousands of drivers haven’t been able to renew their car tax online, after the DVLA sank under the huge amounts of traffic. The high volume of people accessing the site was predictable and as clear as the nose on your face, however, it looks like the DVLA weren’t prepared.
According to reports, some people have spent up to 13 hours online trying to sort their car tax out. At some point, they should’ve stepped away from their computer, but there you go. Some people are crackers.
The DVLA said the site had seen “an unprecedented volume of traffic”. Feel free to make your own ‘DVLA unable to deal with traffic’ puns.
Our pals at the DVLA said that an extra 30,000 people had visited the site and apologised for the farcical situation and said that, if you are desperate to get your tax sorted, you should go to the Post Office instead. Of course, with Post Offices being closed all over the country over the years, you might have to drive there as well.
The AA aren’t happy either. They reckon that this new system could see some cars being taxed twice. Nice little earner for the government that, eh? You see, someone buying a car will no longer be able to benefit from an unused period on a tax disc, which means there’ll be a lot of crossover with two drivers paying tax on a vehicle at the same time.
“Someone driving a car that costs £500 a year to tax would lose £41 if they sold it at the beginning of the month,” said Edmund King, the AA’s president. Likewise a buyer purchasing a car mid month would have to pay Vehicle Excise Duty for the entire month.”
The 11 authorities will share £550,000 (which in the grand scheme of things, isn’t an awful lot) of funding to invest in projects that include creating 1,000 self-build plots and 2,000 custom-build homes.
Tory Housing Minister Brandon Lewis said in a Tory oaf stylee that it would “get Britain building”.
The scheme was first announced in the 2014 Budget.
Mr Lewis said: “We’re determined to help anyone who aspires to own their own home – whether that’s buying on the open market through schemes like our Help to Buy, or to build.”
“This is one of a range of measures we’re taking to help aspiring homeowners, but also to get Britain building – and thanks to our efforts, housebuilding levels are at their highest since 2007 and rising.”
The 11 local authorities are: Cherwell, South Cambridgeshire, Teignbridge, Shropshire, Oldham, West Lindsey, Pendle, Sheffield, South Norfolk, Stoke-on-Trent and the Exmoor and Dartmoor National Park Authorities.
The money should fund plots of land for sale at market value to prospective builders.
A government spokesman said: “This first wave of areas will form part of a consultation on Right to Build. It will be decided whether the changes should be extended across the country later this year.”
We imagine that it should go well then.
Everyone likes Lego don’t they? Until you stand on a brick in your bare feet and you’re left with a pain that is worse than a thousand simultaneous Vietnams and more brief than the time it take you to say ‘AAAARRGH OH GOD THE SUFFERING KILL ME NOW!’
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The UK mobile solutions operator will now allow customers to purchase iTunes Codes that can be charged directly to their monthly bill.
Using O2′s “Charge to Mobile” payments service, customers can now buy iTunes Codes, which will be charged straight to their monthly phone bill or from their pay as you go credit.
The codes are available from o2vouchers.co.uk, and are available from £10-£30. To celebrate the launch, O2 is offering customers who buy iTunes Codes a voucher worth £25 for £20.
The codes can be used to purchase all sorts, be it music, films, apps and books and the charges will be shown on the monthly bills as “O2 iTunes”.
O2′s Commerce Sales head Danny Barclay said, “We look forward to making our customers’ lives easier by offering them a fast, easy and safe alternative method of payment to purchase iTunes credit.”
A similar service is already available for Windows Phone users, allowing them to charge apps bought on their smartphones to their O2 bills.
We eagerly await the papers running a story about how someone’s child has racked up a gigantic bill buying One Direction and Little Mix remixes without permission.
Microsoft have announced the launch of Windows 10, which seems to have bypassed 9 as the last version was Windows 8.
The software will run on a wide range of devices, from phones and tablets to PCs and Xbox games consoles, with applications sold from a single store.
The Start Menu is back too, so you can cease the rioting at last.
In addition to offering a list of the user’s favourite applications, the menu also brings up resizeable tiles – similar to those featured in Windows 8′s touch-centric interface on PCs and tablets.
The Start Menu will now feature both a list of apps and live tiles.
The company said the facility was intended to make the software seem familiar to both users of Windows 8 and Windows 7, and generally stop everyone saying ‘what on Earth are Microsoft playing at?’
Apparently businesses wait about a year after a new operating system’s release before offering it to workers, to give IT staff a chance to get to grips with the new technologies involved, but it has been nearly two years since Windows 8 first went on sale and adoption is still low.
Windows 10 Microsoft said Windows 10 would work on devices with 4in (10.2cm) screens and 80in screens and, for developers, Microsoft have updated command prompt, which is beyond thrilling.
Well let’s hope they’ve learnt their lesson.
Some inventors have cooked up a wrist-based drone that takes selfies. That’s it. Everyone can go home now, we’ve finished as a species.
The Nixie is a flyable wrist-worn camera, and is the brainchild of Christoph Kohstall, Jelena Jovanovic, and Michael Niedermayr who are a team of one of ten finalists in Intel’s Make It Wearable (MIW) Challenge.
LET’S SEE IT IN ACTION THEN
It was originally meant to be a flying pair of glasses, which would have no doubt been REALLY useful, but now morphed into a wristband that unfolds into a remote-controlled quadcopter.
The Intel Creators Project blog said:”With traditional cameras, shooters have to interrupt the moment to take pictures, and the controls require manual manipulations. Nixie puts you front and center in your photos and videos—without requiring your hands, or your attention.”
While still a prototype, the Nixie should include preset modes for all sorts of filming criteria.
Within its capacity as an Intel MIW Challenge entry, the Nixie, of course, utilizes Intel’s Edison—a functioning, Quark-powered computer with wireless capabilities packed into a chip as slim and small as an SD card.
It’s just one of the inventions in the running for the award, along with nine others that include sports, healthcare, robotics, and existing wearable technology.
The winning team will be announced at the Make It Wearable Finale Event on Nov. 3.
It’s the end of September, which might mean you are excited to go and spend this month’s salary on beer and fags at your earliest opportunity, or it might mean you are looking forward to a month of abstinence in the name of StopTober. Which starts tomorrow, being as it is 1st October.
Originally coined as a catchy activity-month rhyming phrase (see also Movember and Vajanuary), the stop smoking month has been hijacked by another charity campaigning for people to have an alcohol free month as well. October is just no fun anymore.
But just in case people think abstinence is boring, Macmillan have today ‘warned’ people about how much they spend on alcohol, attempting to rebrand StopTober as some kind of money-saving, rather than enjoyment-killing wheeze.
Apparently, the average adult in Britain spends almost £50,000 on alcohol during their lifetime. Macmillan’s survey spoke to 2,000 over 18s and found that each Briton spends around £787 a year on alcohol, although this figure was “sizably more” in London. Men spent an average of £934.44 per year, while women spent £678.60.
Even our friend Martin Lewis from Moneysavingexpert.com jumped on the stop-drinking-to-save-money bandwagon, ominously cautioning the “cheap night out that turns into a pocket-killer.” We’re not sure whether he’s referring to the pointless and regret-inducing purchase of stinky kebabs at the end of a night, or those nights when you end up in a kebab shop buying lap-dances…
Hannah Redmond for Macmillan Cancer Support, said: “By abstaining for the month of October and being sponsored to do so, you’ll save money, reap the health benefits and raise vital funds to support people affected by cancer.” While we have nothing against giving money to charity, surely people are going to be more inclined to join in with doing fun things for charity, rather than giving up things you enjoy. Besides, £50 grand over a whole lifetime?
Doesn’t sound like people are trying hard enough…
The entertainment solutions retailer originally filed for administration in January 2013.
But now, they’ve recorded operating profits of almost £17 million in the 11 months after it was rescued by restructuring firm Hilco in 2013.
According to reports set to be filed at Companies House, HMV posted operating profit of £16.7m on sales of £311.2m between January 29 and December 28 2013.
All of the chain – or those that are left – are back in profit, thanks to some wheeler-dealing as regards their debts and overheads, and negotiations with suppliers.
HMV paid out £10m in intercompany charges and £4m in on-off restructuring costs. It also paid £2.3m in interest on loans and working capital provided by Hilco.
After one-off costs, the retailer posted a pre-tax loss of £4.8m.
So that’s good news then.
Some designers named Design Bridge have rebranded delivery company TNT, “positioning” it as The People Network and to emphasise this, they’ve created a circular device which represents “perpetual motion”.
Further ponce-speak is to be had, as Design Bridge were asked to come up with something that would “reflect TNT’s vision”.
“The People Network”, reflects the company’s aim to connect people and businesses in a “truly personal, rather than purely professional manner”, according to Design Bridge.
And – Oh God – they hope it will help “galvanise the ‘challenger’ spirit of those working internally at TNT”, as well as TNT customers.
TNT chief executive Tex Gunning, said this with his mouth: “Customers are not barcodes and we are not robots. We all relate to what drives our customers: business growth with a personal touch. Taking time to understand what customers really need distinguishes us from others. We are The People Network.”
There’s an advert too, so feast your eyes
TNT Post rebranded as Whistl earlier this month too. No idea why.