Product Recall: Cheese!

February 9th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

 Product Recall: Cheese! Some supermarkets have issued a product recall on cheese, which is a very serious business. Don’t be messing around with people’s cheese. This involves some Camembert, which might have the presence of Listeria monocytogenes.

Listeria monocytogenes can cause you to be sick, and is especially horrible if you’re pregnant, young children,, people over 60 years old, and those with weakened immune systems.

So which cheese? Well, the Co-operative is taking their Truly Irresistible Camembert off the shelves as a precautionary measure, as well as Asda with their Extra Special Camembert de Pays.

The Co-op’s Truly Irresistible Camembert 250g batch has a use by date of 21 February 2016. A spokesperson for the retailer said: “Product safety is our absolute priority and as a precaution we have recalled the product following routine testing. Notices have been placed in all stockist stores and we have alerted the FSA.”

“We would advise customers not to consume this product and return it to store for a full refund.”

As for Asda and their 250g Extra Special Camembert de Pays, that has use by dates of 14, 21 and 28 February 2016, and they’ve started taking them off the shelves. Again, take your cheese back to the shop, and they’ll sort out the rest for you. Or, if you’re feeling frivolous, just bin it.

Last week, Sainsbury’s issued a recall for a batch of Camembert products, thanks to the same problem.

Free Pancake Day bundle from Asda!

February 9th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

pancake 295x300 Free Pancake Day bundle from Asda!Today, is Pancake Day (or Shrove Tuesday if you prefer), which means you can horse a load of pancakes down your neck without feeling too bad about it.

Well, if you want a bunch of free stuff, and have an Asda near you, there’s some good news! You can get a free pancake day bundle, if you sign up to TopCashback today.

You’ll get yourself some pancake mix, some Nutella and a frying pan, in the deal.

So how do you get on this? Well, you need to sign-up with TopCashback, which you can do for free here. Then, at Asda, buy a George Home Non-Stick Aluminium Frying Pan, pancake mix and Nutella (up to the value of £7), and you’re nearly there.

From the TopCashback mobile app, sign in, and hit the ‘in-store’ cashback, and then the ‘Snap & Save’ button, and there, you’ll find the ‘Free Pancake Bundle – New Member Deal’. Take a photo of your receipt, which shows the items you’ve bought, the name of the retailer, receipt number, and date and time of purchase, and upload it. Woosh. You’re done. If you have any details you don’t want to share, you can fold the receipt or cross bits out in pen.

Don’t have a smartphone? You can still make the claim through the TopCashback website, if you prefer. Click over, to see the t&cs.

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France is restricting Facebook

February 9th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

Bitterwallet Facebook censorship France is restricting FacebookFacebook have been having all manner of bother regarding everyone’s data, and to date, it doesn’t look like they’re at all bothered. Either way, the ‘Friend Finder’ tool is under the microscope, and the ‘Safe Harbour’ ruling which allows American companies to send your personal stuff back Stateside, is being investigated by EU bigwigs.

Well, the French data protection authority has practically ordered Facebook to stop some of this data transferring, and stop the way they use the data of non-Facebook users.

The Commission Nationale de l’Informatique et des Libertés (CNIL), said that they’re not happy about the Safe Harbour agreement, as it may allow data to be looked at by American spies! Safe Harbour is going to be changed and updated this year, with the annoyingly named ‘Safer Harbour’ deal.

CNIL has asked the social network to stop compiling the data of account holders for advertising purposes without a legal basis, adding that the harvesting of this data doesn’t constitute the primary object of the contract, which users agree to when they sign-up with Facebook. This compiling of personal data by its very nature, is very likely to be incompatible with the fundamental privacy rights of account holders, said CNIL chair Isabelle Falque-Pierrotin.

Facebook let you block targeted adverts, but they don’t let you opt out of your personal data being mined. The social network has three month to comply with CNIL’s requests, or they’ll come a cropper of the French Data Protection Act.

With investigations by the EU continuing, you can expect more countries to start giving ultimatums to Facebook, and similar companies who use citizens’ personal data.

Deals of the Day: Tuesday 9th February 2016

February 9th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

deals of the day2016 300x162 Deals of the Day: Tuesday 9th February 2016If you’ve been looking to get yourself a tablet, but you don’t want to break the bank because you don’t on using it that much, but wouldn’t mind something you can prop up on the bog while you watch Netflix in the bath, then we can help.

You can get yourself an Amazon Fire tablet (8gb, WiFi) for the very, very good price of £39! That’s the price of a night out on the lash! Anyway, if you want to get your hands on one, click here.


50% off pancakes today, at Frankie & Bennys – more here
Lenovo IdeaPad for £306.99
Burger King selling the Mushroom Double Cheeseburger, King Chicken, and Big King for £1.49 each
OnePlus 2 – permanently dropped to £249
Rayman Jungle for 10p
Frozen meal-deal at Co-Op for £5
Disney’s Frozen sing-a-along edition DVD for £2
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag (special edition) for £4


Where can I buy Asda’s wonky veg box from?

February 9th, 2016 1 Comment By Mof Gimmers

asda wonky veg 300x245 Where can I buy Asdas wonky veg box from?We’ve had a few people asking us where you can get Asda’s wonky veg boxes from, because it looks like they’re not selling them at all their stores. If you know all about them already, head straight to the bottom of this article and make your way through the list, or hit ‘control & F’ (or  ’command F’ if you’re an Apple user) to find your town.

If you missed the news about these boxes, Asda have started selling vegetable boxes filled with produce that isn’t exactly pretty, but is perfectly good to each. They cost £3.50, and are a very good idea, as they are going to reduce waste from producers, and of course, you get a load of greens for cheap!

Basically, the supermarket are running a trial at a bunch of their shops, to see if people are going to go for it or not.

Ian Harrison, Asda’s technical produce director, has said: “We’re excited to launch a unique and exclusive Wonky Vegetable box that is jam-packed with ugly winter veg that not only saves shoppers money but helps farmers get more of their crop onto our shelves.”

So, here’s a list of all the stores that are taking part in the trial.

Brighton Hollingbury
Brighton Marina
Bristol Whitchurch
Burgh Heath
Bury St Edmonds
Castlepoint Supercentre
Chelmsley Wood
Clapham Junction
Coventry Jubilee Cresent Supermarket
Dewsbury store
Donnington Wood
East Retford Supermarket
Ferring (Worthing)
Great Bridge
Great Yarmouth
Hayle Harbour
Hemel Hempstead Supermarket
Hitchin Supermarket
Hull Bilton
Hull Mt Pleasant
Hyson Green
Ipswich Stoke Park
Isle of Dogs
Kingsthorpe Supermarket
Leamington Spa
Long Eaton
Longwell Green
Lower Earley
Milton Keynes
Newport Pill
Newton Abbott
Old Kent Road
Patchway Supercentre
Pershore Supermarket
Small Heath
South Gate Circus
South Woodham Ferrers
South Wootton
St Austell
St Matthews
St.Leonard on Sea
Stevenage Supercentre
Taunton Supercentre
Torquay Supermarket
West Bradford

Jennifer Lovdahl bought a Happy Meal from McDonald’s six years ago. Instead of eating it, like any normal person would, she decided to leave it for 6 years. You see, she was doing an experiment, and after all this time, it doesn’t look that different.

Lovdahl did her experiment and posted it on Facebook, because she wanted to prove how many chemicals went into the meals. People are saying she’s been proven right… but the truth is actually rather different.

Here’s what the meal looks like after all those years.

mcds 6 yr 500x466 What a Happy Meal looks like after 6 years... and why you shouldnt worry

Jennifer said: “It’s been 6 years since I bought this ‘Happy Meal’ at McDonald’s. It’s been sitting at our office this whole time and has not rotted, molded, or decomposed at all!!! It smells only of cardboard.”

“We did this experiment to show our patients how unhealthy this ‘food’ is. Especially for our growing children!! There are so many chemicals in this food! Choose real food! Apples, bananas, carrots, celery… those are real fast food.”

Patients? Jennifer is the owner and operator at Balanced Health Chiropractic, in Alaska, should be wondering about that.

So why should we not worry? Aside from eating fatty, or salty stuff, there’s actually not that much going on with McDonald’s food that could be thought of as suspicious. For starters, look at the food labelling and the nutrition info on the packaging – it’d be illegal for McDonald’s to lie about it, and their food clearly states that there’s no preservatives and the like, apart from a few in the bun – but no more than your average loaf.

There’s been an experiment on this, with a McDonald’s burger, and another burger which is only made of the good stuff. The result was that the food basically dehydrates, while looking the  same.

It seems that food with a small size loses moisture quickly, and without moisture, mould and bacteria can’t decompose them. Meat is cooked at such a high temperature, that it is effectively sterile when it gets served up. So, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that a Happy Meal looks the same after all this time, because any equivalent would look the same.

Naturally, there’s a load of reasons to dislike McDonald’s but, as ever, these ‘experiments’ by people who don’t do a thorough and fair investigation, are not one of them.

UK paying too much for faster internet

February 8th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

slow internet connection 300x294 UK paying too much for faster internetManufacturers in the UK are coughing up money for no good reason, as they are paying “inflated” amounts to secure fast enough internet access. This is according to EEF, who found that a quarter of small firms and half of medium-sized firms were paying over £5,000 a year just to get access that suited their needs.

Residential customers have been given a priority over businesses, according to EEF, and they’d like to see that sorted out, stat!

“While the quality of networks isn’t currently an issue, companies are paying inflated sums to have proper access and are fearful they will not have competitive access five years down the line,” said Lee Hopley, EEF chief economist.

In their survey, over 90% told EEF that a high-speed internet connection was “as essential to business as electricity and water”. Of course, with businesses paying over the odds to get at it, this is something of an issue. EEF themselves say that, without affordable access, Britain could miss out on the “fourth industrial revolution”.

Ofcom are actually looking into this area, investigating the quality, price, and fairness of the broadband sector in the United Kingdom. One of the things being muttered about, is the break-up up BT. Would broadband in Britain be better if it was owned by a company that was independent of BT? Many think so.

It looks like there’s going to be a shake-up of internet services over the coming years, so business access, and changes in who owns and maintains the network could be on the horizon.

Apple say ‘error 53′ will brick your iPhone 6

February 8th, 2016 1 Comment By Mof Gimmers

apple Apple say error 53 will brick your iPhone 6Are you an Apple customer, who has had repairs done to your iPhone on your screen or your home button? Have you then tried to upgrade your phone and got the ‘Error 53′ problem? Have you found that your phone has been bricked because of all this nonsense?

Well, this error is Apple’s way of making sure that your phone’s security hasn’t been compromised… and as well as that, it seems to be their way of making sure an unauthorised third party haven’t repaired your device too.

You might think that this all seems reasonable, but there is a problem here – should you be on holiday or whatever, and your phone breaks and there’s no official Apple store around, if your phone breaks and you need it fixed, you’ll be penalised. That doesn’t seem too fair.

An Apple spokesperson says: “When an iPhone is serviced by an unauthorised repair provider, faulty screens or other invalid components that affect the Touch ID sensor could cause the check to fail if the pairing cannot be validated. With a subsequent update or restore, additional security checks result in an Error 53 being displayed.”

“Without this unique pairing [betweeen the touch sensor and "secure enclave" in the phone], a malicious Touch ID sensor could be substituted, thereby gaining access to the secure enclave. When iOS detects that the pairing fails, Touch ID including Apple Pay is disabled so the device remains secure”.

“We take customer security very seriously and Error 53 is the result of security checks designed to protect our customers. iOS checks that the Touch ID sensor in your iPhone or iPad correctly matches your device’s other components. If iOS finds a mismatch, the check fails and Touch ID, including for Apple Pay use, is disabled. This security measure is necessary to protect your device and prevent a fraudulent Touch ID sensor from being used. If a customer encounters Error 53, we encourage them to contact Apple Support.”

So, if you’re not able to get your phone fixed by an official Apple work, tough cheese, basically.

Pirate Bay adds ‘Stream It!’ option

February 8th, 2016 1 Comment By Mof Gimmers

the pirate bay logo 300x300 Pirate Bay adds Stream It! optionThe Pirate Bay are at it again, annoying people from entertainment companies and broadcasters, with the release of a button that allows you to stream films and TV shows, as well as the usual option of being able to swipe it for yourself.

Now, you won’t necessarily have to download a film or show, instead, you’ll be able to stream it in your browser.

This new thing utilises Torrents-Time, which is a plug-in for your browser, which was used by Popcorn Time, which is growing in popularity after people started calling it ‘Netflix for torrents’. The Pirate Bay have added the same technology, which means that you can install the software, and then get a pop-up window which will have a video player with your film or TV show on it.

Handily, you can also use your stream and send it to things like Chromecast, so you can watch your shows on your television, like you would if you were using a subscription service.

“By harnessing the incredible abilities of torrents, you can transform your website, in a matter of seconds to an amazing, simple to use streaming website,” write the Torrents Time crew. Whether or not they’re doing anything dodgy, like previous and similar companies have done, remains to be seen. However, if this sounds like your bag, you know what to do.

Google’s driverless cars headed for UK

February 8th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

google self driving car 300x182 Googles driverless cars headed for UKThe gaffers of the UK transport scene are having “active discussions” with Google about bringing and trialling their driverless cars to these shores. Seeing as thorough trials of the cars haven’t been done much outside of America, it is thought that they’ll soon be getting the once over in London.

Deputy mayor for transport Isabel Dedring said: “It’s going to have to work in big cities so why don’t we start trialling it now? We met them a few weeks ago to see whether they would do trials here.”

“It is still very early days but we would be keen for trials to happen in London whenever Google are ready to move them into other countries.”

The prototype cars are pretty distinctive, as you can see from the image above, and they use lasers, radars, cameras and all manner of things to make their way around the roads. They’re electric too, which of course, is a hot topic in the world of motoring.

The Government said last week that they’re going to be investing £20m in a host of driverless car projects, and obviously, seeing as they’re big pals with Google (as anyone with an interest in big companies paying tax will know), it is likely that the tech behemoth will be sending some of their cars to Britain.

Dedring continued: “One of the interesting benefits of driverless vehicles is we can construct a much smaller tunnel because you don’t have to have the same safety requirements.”

So while that’s all happening, no-win no-fee lawyers will be prepping their files for when someone gets knocked down by one of these vehicles. Kerching!

The mighty Trio is coming back!

February 8th, 2016 3 Comments By Mof Gimmers

trio 300x153 The mighty Trio is coming back!People of a certain age will remember the mighty Trio bar, complete with the advert which starred the obnoxiously loud favourite, Suzy, and her two dopey hippie mates.

Well, after spending some time away from the shelves, Trios are coming back, which is great news if you’ve suddenly thought about wanting one, and you want one now.

Jacobs and McVities made them in the past, but this time, they’re coming back thanks to United Biscuits. If you don’t remember them, they’re basically a small chocolate bar, which has toffee flavoured innards, with a bit of a shortbread biscuit base.

They’re going to be on the supermarket shelves from March 1st, and of course, there’s going to be a marketing campaign to announce their return and, yes, Suzy and her hippies are going to be starring in them too.

Sarah Heynen, marketing director of sweet biscuits for United Biscuits, said: “We are very excited to bring Trio back to market. We simply couldn’t ignore consumer calls to bring back what has been dubbed one of the most missed and popular biscuit brands. Insights have shown that the feeling of warmth towards this product has not faded as Trio’s retro brand continues to evoke a powerful feeling of nostalgia, and we anticipate strong demand from consumers to see it on shelf in their supermarket. We’re also sure that Trio will also find a new fan base with those that didn’t try it the first time around!”

So there you go. Now, you can watch Suzy in all her glory.

Deals of the Day: Monday 8th February 2016

February 8th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

deals of the day2016 300x162 Deals of the Day: Monday 8th February 2016Have you been looking for a console that you can play while you’re on the toilet, because defecating is just too boring for you? Have you been looking to get yourself something you can play with in bed, that isn’t yourself?

Well, happily for you, you can get a Sony PS Vita slim, for the great price of £100! It’s a decent handheld console, and well worth looking at it you want to play games while commuting or whatever. Click here if you want in on this deal.


Get a personalised Valentines Day card for 99p, including delivery
4 tier free-standing shoe-rack for £6.49
Tesco ClubCard boost – exchange £5 in vouchers for £10 – more here
10 nights island hopping around Greece in August for £338.62pp
LG Nexus 5X 32gb SIM free Android smartphone for £270
12GB 4G data, unlimited texts, 200 minutes, £17 per month with Three – more here
Odeon cinemas – off-peak tickets for £4.50
Winter sun – flight only – Gatwick to Barbados for £269
Samsung memory 32gb EVO MicroSDHC UHS grade 1, class 10 memory card with SD adapter, for £7.99


Npower cutting gas price by 5.2%

February 8th, 2016 No Comments By Mof Gimmers

npower logo Npower cutting gas price by 5.2%A bunch of energy companies have dropped their gas prices, and now, at long last, Npower are joining the club, and have become the fourth firm to do the same.

They’re going to be dropping their prices by 5.2%, which is going to come into play from 28th March. Of course, they’re doing this, just as the coldest months go away, and giving everyone a discount just as they switch the central heating off.

Either way, Npower reckon that this is going to save the average customer of theirs, £32 per year, which isn’t a wild amount of money, but it is better than a kick up the hole. Provided you’re on a standard domestic gas tariff, that is. The company say that this is going to benefit around 1.2 million customers.

Paul Coffey, chief executive of Npower, said: “We have balanced the wholesale price fall against increases in the other costs we are charged.”

This means price drops for anyone who is with E.On, who dropped their prices by 5.1% on 1 February; customers of Scottish Power who will see a drop of 5.4% on 15th March; and SSE who from 29th March will drop prices by 5.3%.

25p for oysters at Morrisons

February 8th, 2016 1 Comment By Mof Gimmers

 25p for oysters at MorrisonsDo you like eating seafood? Are you fond of swallowing what feels like a powerfully thick greenie from what is basically a stone?

Well, you might be into oysters and, Morrisons have them on sale for a paltry 25p, each!

They’re flogging these British Pacific Oysters in the build-up to Valentine’s Day, because they’re an aphrodisiac. A lot of people have never tried them because they can be very expensive, and Morrisons clearly want you to give them a go.

A lot of people haven’t tried them because they look minging.

Of course, if you were to buy oysters at a restaurant or something like that, they’d be considerably more expensive, so if you’re curious, this is a great time to try them. And seeing as most supermarkets don’t sell oysters, Morrisons could be onto a winner.

Naturally, if you’re having them for the first time, you’ll find out how difficult it is to get into the bloody things, and any sexy feelings you may have had, will be lost as you spend 10 minutes swearing at an oyster while jimmying it open.

Anyway, check your local Morrisons if this sounds like your thing.

Asda start to sell ‘wonky veg’ boxes

February 5th, 2016 5 Comments By Mof Gimmers

A lot of fruit and veg is thrown out by supermarkets, because they’re not aesthetically pleasing enough, which of course, is a complete nonsense of a situation. Perfectly good food, being thrown out because it isn’t pretty enough.

Well, Asda are trying to do something about it, and have started selling their ‘wonky veg’ boxes, as of today. And the great news is that they’re going cheap! You can get a box of veg for £3.50, which should last you a week.

asda wonky veg 500x408 Asda start to sell wonky veg boxes

For your money, you’ll get knobbly potatoes and crooked carrots, as well as in-season vegetables and salad ingredients.

The staples are all covered, so you’ll be getting spuds, carrots, peppers, cucumbers, cabbages, onions, and all that good stuff, all selected for the boxes because they’re a bit misshapen. They’ll all be washed, as normal, and sold for 30% less than the other veg.

It saves on a lot of waste from producers, and you get a bargain if you’re not bothered about blemishes and growth cracks on vegetables. It’s a win-win situations. Good work Asda.

Check your local store for stock.